Stupid and needless questions:

Maverikk

Diabloii.Net Member
Stupid and needless questions:

If a robot falls in love with another robot, does that make them ***? If not, do they still get the same marriage privileges as humans?

Is it really necrophilia if a zombie says it's consensual?

If Santa Claus can build anything in his factory, why doesn't he build a Bow Flex for himself?



Feel free to answer/post at will.
 

Wuhan_Clan

Diabloii.Net Member
Maverikk said:
If a robot falls in love with another robot, does that make them ***? If not, do they still get the same marriage privileges as humans?
If I were making the laws, robots would be considered a different race where gender did not exist. Robots would never be granted rights equal to that of humans. Even robots that looked like humans.

Maybe I'll be leniant on any hot looking robos.

maverikk said:
Is it really necrophilia if a zombie says it's consensual?
There would have to be a completely different term for this since zombies are "undead" but not quite "alive". In that sense, it would not be necrophlia.

maverikk said:
If Santa Claus can build anything in his factory, why doesn't he build a Bow Flex for himself?
Santa needs to be fat because he needs to keep his reindeer in check. If he suddenly made himself a bowflex and lost 200 lbs, his reindeer would start slacking off cuz they wouldn't have to pull so hard.
 

publius

Diabloii.Net Member
Maverikk said:
If a robot falls in love with another robot, does that make them ***? If not, do they still get the same marriage privileges as humans?
Wouldn't this depend on the nature of Robot reproduction? Unless we somehow design them to reproduce sexually and gave them genitalia for that purpose, they would be rather gender-less.

Is it really necrophilia if a zombie says it's consensual?
It could possibly still be necrophilic, depending on whether one considers the zombie alive or dead. I wonder if the argument could stave off Zombie statutory ****, though then again the average zombie tends to be thousands of years old, so that shouldn't be a problem.


If Santa Claus can build anything in his factory, why doesn't he build a Bow Flex for himself?
He's probably too lazy to use it.

I have thought about the position of power Santa Claus is in. Because of his factory, he could easily destroy the world's economy by flooding the world's markets with cheap toys and manufactured goods. Does that make him a terrorist?
 

Freemason

Banned
Maverikk said:
If a robot falls in love with another robot, does that make them ***? If not, do they still get the same marriage privileges as humans?
Only if it's two milling machines. They are the only machines than can replicate themselves.

Is it really necrophilia if a zombie says it's consensual?
It depends, is he good looking?

If Santa Claus can build anything in his factory, why doesn't he build a Bow Flex for himself?
Because he's a fat lazy SOB who is too busy eating cookies and driving his poor innocent slave elves. For the children :lol:


My questions:
1. If you could delete the recycle bin, where would it go?
2. If ignorance in action is such a terrible thing then why are computers sold at Walmart?
3. What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?
4. Why would I pay $20 to go to a strip club when I can be ignored by real women at any coffee shop for a mere $3 to $5 depending on whether I get a muffin.
 

piff

Diabloii.Net Member
My questions:
1. If you could delete the recycle bin, where would it go?
2. If ignorance in action is such a terrible thing then why are computers sold at Walmart?
3. What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?
4. Why would I pay $20 to go to a strip club when I can be ignored by real women at any coffee shop for a mere $3 to $5 depending on whether I get a muffin.

1. Recycle bins aren't recyclable, therefore they go in the garbage bin.
2. 'Cause Walmart owns all.
3. Different, to be sure.
4. People are morons?
 

toader

Banned
Freemason said:
1. If you could delete the recycle bin, where would it go?
2. If ignorance in action is such a terrible thing then why are computers sold at Walmart?
3. What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?
4. Why would I pay $20 to go to a strip club when I can be ignored by real women at any coffee shop for a mere $3 to $5 depending on whether I get a muffin.
1. It would go inside of itself, and spiral your computer into an endless loop of death that only the infamous Ctrl-Break would be able to stop.

2. I dont understand this question.

3. The chair would look like a short bathtub with legs.

4. Because the women at the coffee shop dont show you their boobies.
 

Pierrot le Fou

Diabloii.Net Member
Maverikk said:
If a robot falls in love with another robot, does that make them ***? If not, do they still get the same marriage privileges as humans?
The penalty for a robot falling in love with another robot is a thousand years frozen in carbonite...

Maverikk said:
Is it really necrophilia if a zombie says it's consensual?
My nipples are getting hard just thinking about it.

Maverikk said:
If Santa Claus can build anything in his factory, why doesn't he build a Bow Flex for himself?
He moonlights as a sumo wrestler. What did you think he did the other 364 days of the year?

Freemason said:
1. If you could delete the recycle bin, where would it go?
I would be more worried about your own well being in that case. I have a feeling that the destruction of a recycle bin is considered terrorism by greenpeace, and with their new search-and-destroy tactics for eco-terrorism, you'd be more screwed than Aristide.

Freemason said:
2. If ignorance in action is such a terrible thing then why are computers sold at Walmart?
Even the stupid need free porn.

Freemason said:
3. What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?
Who cares what a chair looks like, how the Hell would people drive?

Freemason said:
4. Why would I pay $20 to go to a strip club when I can be ignored by real women at any coffee shop for a mere $3 to $5 depending on whether I get a muffin.
Because grabbing the coffee shop woman's butt doesn't get you a complimentary forceful ejection by an oversized bouncer. They're way behind the times on their people skills.
 
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