Maverikk said:
If a robot falls in love with another robot, does that make them ***? If not, do they still get the same marriage privileges as humans?
The penalty for a robot falling in love with another robot is a thousand years frozen in carbonite...
Maverikk said:
Is it really necrophilia if a zombie says it's consensual?
My nipples are getting hard just thinking about it.
Maverikk said:
If Santa Claus can build anything in his factory, why doesn't he build a Bow Flex for himself?
He moonlights as a sumo wrestler. What did you think he did the other 364 days of the year?
Freemason said:
1. If you could delete the recycle bin, where would it go?
I would be more worried about your own well being in that case. I have a feeling that the destruction of a recycle bin is considered terrorism by greenpeace, and with their new search-and-destroy tactics for eco-terrorism, you'd be more screwed than Aristide.
Freemason said:
2. If ignorance in action is such a terrible thing then why are computers sold at Walmart?
Even the stupid need free porn.
Freemason said:
3. What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?
Who cares what a chair looks like, how the Hell would people drive?
Freemason said:
4. Why would I pay $20 to go to a strip club when I can be ignored by real women at any coffee shop for a mere $3 to $5 depending on whether I get a muffin.
Because grabbing the coffee shop woman's butt doesn't get you a complimentary forceful ejection by an oversized bouncer. They're way behind the times on their people skills.