Spammer Sentenced to 9 years with Bubba

[DrunkCajun]

Spammer Sentenced to 9 years with Bubba

http://www.wral.com/news/4361267/detail.html

Looks like the judge is suspending the sentence to wait out the appeal, but this might slow things down...maybe.

 

[Cloud_Walker]

*imagines sirens outside Ash's window*

Maybe they picked on this guy first because it's easy to remember his name.

 

[Ash Housewares]

what a royal screwjob, I don't care how much of a bastard he is, that's baloney

 

[LunarSolaris]

This man needs to serve hard time, because man... I just DON'T need to have my penis enlarged!!

 

[Ash Housewares]

This man needs to serve hard time, because man... I just DON'T need to have my penis enlarged!!

even if you don't need to, it couldn't hurt to make your penis mightier

 

[AeroJonesy]

Dude, are you selling penis mightiers?

 

[Ash Housewares]

Dude, are you selling penis mightiers?

you're not in Virginia are you?

 

[jimmyboy]

Freet is reaching for the "closed thread" button.

 

[superdave]

only 9 years...i say give him a blindfold and stand him in front of a wall

 

[Beowulf]

Wow the internet you to be a "law" free place and now this....as much as spam sucks I do not think a person should be jailed for spamming.

 

[axeil]

Dude, are you selling penis mightiers?

But tell me man, does it work? Will it really mighty my penis?

 

[memememe173]

So afterwards, you can say the penis really is mightier then the sword?

 

[SilentMagik]

I saw that in the papers. Nine years..wow.

Personally I would make him write "I am bitterly sorry and I shall never spam again" once for every junkmail he ever sent.

 

[Raistlin Majere]

I saw that in the papers. Nine years..wow.

Personally I would make him write "I am bitterly sorry and I shall never spam again" once for every junkmail he ever sent.

considering how much spam they usually put out, that would take quite a while.

 

[Steel_Avatar]

Wow the internet you to be a "law" free place and now this....as much as spam sucks I do not think a person should be jailed for spamming.

I believe that it was not so much for spamming as for doing things like forging headers, which could be argued to be fraudulent in some manner.

 

[Lord_Shinnok]

But tell me man, does it work? Will it really mighty my penis?

i'm still trying to perfect my anal bum cover... so many wasted hours.

 

[SilentMagik]

considering how much spam they usually put out, that would take quite a while.

Quite a while yes. Poetic justice in a way I think.

 

[Empired]

"Dude, are you selling penis mightiers?"

You just made me hide the screen from the librarian patrolling behind me. For shame.

 

[CyberHawk]

I dont know..I really despise those spammers or junk e-mailers. 9 yrs is alot tho. So as long as the "rest" of the bunch starts getting maybe 11/29 ..then maybe someone like him being one of the biggest would makes sense getting almost 10 yrs.
All it was, was a lesson leanred..why he got 9 yrs. To scare the others probably. I bet he dont serve a year...they prob tell him "ok, we gave ya 9..and we can hold for 9..but are gonna let you out after 6 months becasue of really good behavior. But dont you start your old busniess up, and lets keep this hush hush hmm k." :cheesy:

 

[Technetium]

I'm glad. Spamming is not a free-speech issue; it's a harrassment issue. Nobody argues that you should be allowed to falsely yell "fire" in a crowded theater on free speech grounds. There are exceptions.