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  1. Superhal

    Superhal IncGamers Member

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    somewhat amusing story

    i'm in this normal baal game, trying to get my last level so i can use riphook. this guy comes along and says, "does anybody here like nirvana?

    somebody else says, "i do."

    he says, "i'm his cousin"

    i say, "try not to eat any shotguns"

    *other people express their disbelief"

    he says, "really, i am, go ahead and ask me anything about him"

    *everybody ignores him"

    he says: "he died when i was thirteen. i'm 23 now."

    i say, "watch out for hole and courtney love"

    he says, "you are disrespecting my cousin."

    me: "listen. you might be something in whatever hick town you are in, but this is diablo."

    *we all drop after killing lister*

    Now, a normal person's first reaction is that this is some kid lying for attention. but, i think he's telling the truth, which makes it even more pathetic.

    On top of that, i wonder how much attention being a dead celebrity's relative is, and how much more attention it is from just living a normal life.
     
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    Herald of Doom IncGamers Member

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    Did you get an autograph ????

    Nirvana ruuuuules :yep:

    Did you know I once saw Eddy Vedder across a street? Now give me free stuff !
     
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    OMG ns story. I'm nirvanas teacher.
     
  4. Superhal

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    yeah i asked him straight out if he wanted anything. all he wanted was attention. sad.
     
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    That impossible. He doesn't have any cousins. I know because I'm Courtney Love.
     
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    Back when I used to waiter in Wildwood Crest, NJ during the summers, I once served Robert Englund.

    (thats Freddy Krueger if you dont know)

    Hmmm... horribly off topic... GO GO RUST STORM!
     

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