Someone stole my whisky. Here I am sitting, drinking whisky after whisky, ( yes I know it is a week night but I have something to celebrate ), quite enjoying myself and over all feeling that indeed life is pretty fair. When lo and behold I reach for my glass and it is EMPTY, and so is my bottle of 12 year Auchentoshan ( not a good whisky by the way ). Now I can not remember I emptied the last glass so the obvious conclusion is that someone stole it. Step up people, who the bloody hell stole my last glass of sub-standard whisky? I expect full recompense. And dont be shy to suggest some really nice whisky while you are at it, I like the speyside kind, not so burnt and preferably with a nutty and "scotch" flavor.