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Someone stole my whisky.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Barimen, Apr 24, 2008.

  1. Barimen

    Barimen IncGamers Member

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    Someone stole my whisky.

    Here I am sitting, drinking whisky after whisky, ( yes I know it is a week night but I have something to celebrate ), quite enjoying myself and over all feeling that indeed life is pretty fair.

    When lo and behold I reach for my glass and it is EMPTY, and so is my bottle of 12 year Auchentoshan ( not a good whisky by the way ).

    Now I can not remember I emptied the last glass so the obvious conclusion is that someone stole it.

    Step up people, who the bloody hell stole my last glass of sub-standard whisky?

    I expect full recompense.

    And dont be shy to suggest some really nice whisky while you are at it, I like the speyside kind, not so burnt and preferably with a nutty and "scotch" flavor.
     
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    Re: Someone stole my whisky.

    I would'vedunit if I could'vedunit. Stealing bread for means of life may be morally debatable, but stealing booze is a virtue.

    I've quite liked my Dewar's 12 year old (that's the heaviest-to-load web-page to date for booze I've seen).

    Not the finest I've ever had, but pretty good.



     
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    Re: Someone stole my whisky.

    no good ever comes from driking. so good job to whoever stole your whiskey. its his/her way of contributing to society by reducing people who are drinking their life away.

    ....also that whiskey didn't taste so good :runs away:
     
  4. TjejKast

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    Re: Someone stole my whisky.

    Enough with the lies! Heathen!



     
  5. KiL

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    Re: Someone stole my whisky.

    I stole your whiskey...

    and your stor-eh..

    and I poisoned the watering hole.
     
  6. Jigga-Scrooge

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    Re: Someone stole my whisky.

    my dad accused me of stealing a bottle of his black velvet today. i can buy my own.
     
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    Re: Someone stole my whisky.

    Just because you can buy it yourself doesn't mean it isn't cheaper to steal someone else's :rolleyes:
     
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    Re: Someone stole my whisky.

    A similar thing happened to me recently with some other psychoactive substance.
    Possible explanations include :

    I) You were wasted enough to kill it off without remembering.
    II) It flew away.
    III) Someone teleported in, grabbed (drank) it and tellied out.
    IV) It used itself.
    V) sfdGD#@!!1!

    I'd usually go with option I. It's nice to let the mystery linger, though.

    ougk
     
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    Re: Someone stole my whisky.

    Why dat low, good-fer-nuthin, sun of a...

    Ill tell you wut, Ber-i-men, Ill hed on down yonder to Bill's ner them cattle o'er der an pickayup us sum gool ol moonshine we still got-a sittin bout.

    Shud chur ya up sum til we get that dam hooligan rascal dat took yer ee-xpansive stuff frum earliar.
     
  10. BobCox

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    Re: Someone stole my whisky.

    Ha! I think there might have been a evil Spirit in the bottle that took your whiskey.
    I got a poltergeist that follows me around doing stuff like that.
     
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    Re: Someone stole my whisky.

    Will you sit in with us old guys and debate the merits of the 12 year olds V.S. the 30 Year olds? We just taste them a bit, Though I have seen some old drunken geaser licking the bottom of the 30 year old
    glass. Right after he had tossed it off like it was nothing.


     
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    Re: Someone stole my whisky.

    I'm over 30 and I'm quite sure my merits are vastly superior to any 12yo ;)
     
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    Re: Someone stole my whisky.

    This post would be so easily abused.



     
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    Re: Someone stole my whisky.

    Duh: Abuse me


     
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    Re: Someone stole my whisky.

    This one too.



     
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    Re: Someone stole my whisky.

    That Hurts Tjej.
    Really, and now I'm getting this like Cinnamon flavor aftertaste.
     

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