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Some people just make me go WTF?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by skihard, Nov 1, 2006.

  1. skihard

    skihard Banned

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    Some people just make me go WTF?

    So I don’t normally complain about people and their oddities, but today I have no choice it must be done for me to remain sane.

    I work in a relatively small office area, only 8 people in it, and we all share the one bathroom that is attached to the office. In this bathroom there is a shelf behind the toilet, a floor cabinet and above that a wall cabinet. Supplies are stored in these UNLOCKED cabinets, air freshener, toilet paper, hand towels rolls, soap you know the normal stuff that one would expect in a bathroom.

    Well here is my complaint what is it that causes someone to not replace the empty whatever with a full one once they’ve used the remaineder of what was previously out. I went in to use the bathroom and notice that there was an empty paper tube on the holder. So I look on the shelf and sure enough sitting right there is the new roll, the boss requires to be on the shelf in the event the other is used up while dropping a duke. So what is it with the previous user of the bathroom that they didn’t put the new roll on? Do they consider themselves above such a task? Do they just feel someone else will take care of it? Are they just that ****ing stupid they don’t know how to replace the roll?

    What really gets me is this: at what point during cleanup after slaying the brown whale do you go ‘Ah man, just ran out of paper while getting the **** off my ***, guess I’ll have to go around the rest of the day with turd remnant on my sphincter rim, cuz I’m to lazy/stupid/good to reach behind me and get that new roll.�

    I just don’t get it
     
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    HAMC8112 IncGamers Member

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    If that is the amount of problems you have i guess you are a happy man. =)
     
  3. Sir EvilFreeSmeg

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    He does have a crazy wife...

    But then aren't they all :laugh:
     
  4. HockeyChic

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    I'm not crazy!!! I'm fun:grin:

    @ Ski--- Some of the things you come up with dear *shakes head*



     
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    Ski - You're forgetting that people are: a) Lazy and b) Don't care. Although when our bathroom at work ran out of TP, I would carry in six or seven rolls to replenish.
     
  6. Sir EvilFreeSmeg

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    That's one nice thing about being in a tiny office. Nobody can do that and get away with it. Heh, the bathroom door is only about 15 feet behind me so I know who's in there and what they're doing.
     
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    How....um....nice for you.:undecided:



     
  8. skihard

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    A) I am a happy man most of the time
    B) Little things can bug me too easily sometimes
    C) I usually get over it very quickly
    D) Someone is walking around with skid marks as I type
    E) I can see the bathroom door from where I sit, but because I'm not a regular visitor to it I have no clue at which point the paper ran out and how many currently have a chocolate highway running their personal grand canyon.
    F) ah... there is no F at the moment
    G) yes my wife is just a bit out of the norm, probably the kids' fault.
     
  9. Sir EvilFreeSmeg

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    It makes it easier to know when not to go in. :yikes:



     
  10. HockeyChic

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    lol..Eeeewwww! I can see where it may have it's advantages, however, you may not be able to escape any green smog emanating from there either.



     
  11. MedctnStn

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    wouldn't it be easier to bring your own in with you so you don't have to worry about this
     
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    You're from where?:shocked:



     
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    your not understanding, I wasn't in need of the toilet paper and if I were there is (almost always) a new roll on the shelf behind the toilet. My issues is that the same lazy dick that leaves the empty toilet paper roll is also the same one that doesn't replace the hand towels, or the soap, or the can of spray. They go in use the stuff and expect someone else to put out the new.

    my other issue is that at some point during cleaning themselves they ran out, maybe this was at the very end but it may also have been at the begining only allowing one wipe or so hence fecal rems tween the cheeks, and then this person is walking around a small office spreading odor of man crack



     
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    Nah, it'll be her fault the kids are out of the norm. Good for everyone all around, though. Normal is boring.



     
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    I ran out of toilet paper in a public bathroom yesterday, but didn't make a thread about it...:lipsrsealed:

    Thank God for the paper towel roll.
     
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    If they only had electric hand dryers, you would have been in a ****load (teeheehee) of trouble.
     
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    Lol. At least it would have turned crusty.


    I can't believe I just typed that.



     
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    So basically, the person who comes into a toilet with an unreplaced roll, replaces the roll, rather than the person who left it as such? Doesn't it boil down to the same thing, really?



     
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    It's the magic of community. Get people together in a large group and suddenly everything is someone else's problem, it's irritating as hell.

    But you might be wrong about the leftover skid mark thing, maybe the last guy had just enough toilet paper left.
     
  20. Sir EvilFreeSmeg

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    Let this be a lesson to everybody. Look to make sure there's butt wipe before you give birth to a turd.
     

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