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So youre in a club having fun when you come across a foxeh lady and your one liner is

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Jimmeh, Mar 17, 2004.

  1. Jimmeh

    Jimmeh IncGamers Member

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    So youre in a club having fun when you come across a foxeh lady and your one liner is

    "I'm sorry, have we met?" :D

    share your own lines here (bonus points for added cheese)
     
  2. Anakha1

    Anakha1 Banned

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    "Hi, I'm _____." One liners are for simps. Just go talk to her like a normal human being.

    (Yes I know it's a joke thread. Sorry for being a downer, but I have a thing against using 'lines' on women.)
     
  3. Jimmeh

    Jimmeh IncGamers Member

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    pff wheres the anonymity in that?
     
  4. EEJ

    EEJ IncGamers Member

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    *grabs pants*

    Well it isn't gonna suck itself.

    :lol:



    Credit to Kylome for that one.
     
  5. {KOW}Spazed

    {KOW}Spazed Banned

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    Are those space pants? Cause your butt is outta this world! (This one has worked for me . . . twice)


    Choose youre wepon! *Lay down 12 sided pair of die* (If she knows what to do then she is yours[this has worked once])


    Underwear inspecter(Flash any shiny object passing it off as a badge* I have reason to believe that you are wearing dangerous undergarments ma'am please remove them immediatly. (If she asks what the reasons are just say you don't want to get into technical jargon[haven't tried this yet])
     
  6. Gigas

    Gigas IncGamers Member

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    Do you believe in love at first sight, or am I going to have to walk by again?

    You must be a parking ticket, because you have "fine" written all over you.

    Are you tired? You must be, because you've been running through my mind all day.

    Did it hurt? Did what hurt? When you fell from heaven.

    *deleted*

    Gigas,
    I'm pretty sure you knew that last one was over the line. And, if you didn't, I suggest you try the "better safe than sorry" system next time.

    Freet
     
  7. Kore

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    If I asked you to sleep with me, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question?
     
  8. Mad Merlin

    Mad Merlin IncGamers Member

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    How do you pronounce _____? I'm having trouble with it.
     
  9. FoodPoisoning

    FoodPoisoning Banned

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    My favorites are:
    "You smell like peanut butter!"
    "Wow you remind me of my mother"
    "Excuse me, but do I detect a hint of tabasco?"
    "Is there something in my teeth or hanging from my nose?"
    "I'm not wearing any underwear"
    "Excuse me, but do you know where the Women's bathroom is?"
    "I'm majoring in Transgender studies at Dartmouth University"
    "Have you ever been in a turkish prison?"
    "Somebody stole my pants!"
     
  10. EEJ

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    Ask your parents what your name is that should help :thumbsup:
     
  11. cougar

    cougar IncGamers Member

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    This one is kind of situational. If said girl is wearing a shirt that states a place.. such as "nebraska, Iowa, Arizona, etc. etc. etc."

    Say...

    "I didn't realize <insert place> was so hilly"
     
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    Corneo IncGamers Member

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    "Get in my pants!"
     
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    *beats MM with a large trout*

    Smartarse. :D
     
  14. {KOW}Spazed

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    I have another that a tried last week(Yes I ask random girls these all the time just for the reactions. . . I have no shame)

    I want you in the worst possible way. . .which is standing up in a hammock.



    {KOW}:cheesy:
     
  15. IDupedInMyPants

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    I guess I can lower my standards just this once.
     
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    Screw pretense, just walk right up and tell her what you'd like to do to her. 9 out of 10 women will send you on your way ;)
     
  17. IDupedInMyPants

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    Those aren't bad odds. I uh... I'll be back in a bit...
     
  18. Savage

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    You have some imagination.
     
  19. Anakha1

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    Kow, I fear to see the beasts that those lines worked on. :scared:
     
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    I got you with them though!
     

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