So tonight

Socialism

Diabloii.Net Member
So tonight

...in order to prevent myself from playing Diablo II and/or reviving my LOD image, I engaged in the following activities (no particular order).

a) went to a late lunch with someone
b) at aforementioned lunch, picked up waitress at restaurant ("Pick me up at midnight!!"
c) went to hang with some homies
d) picked up waitress in the pouring rain at 12, discovered she's 16, abandoned that line of activity and shimmied to drink with 'friends'
e) watched kids do lines of coke and talk all kinds of **** about each other while professing their BFFnessity for each other in separate rooms
f) gracefully defended myself from the touchyfeely ministrations of a cokehead chick and a stupid richgirl "I'm like, an actress" type
g) blew off my girlfriend
h) drove around a lot
i) reformatted 2 machines, built XP slipstreamers, reloaded (now for WHS :< )
j) got new paint for my spoiler (which I brilliantly decided to bounce off the ground because I'm all kinds of not-clumsy)
k) wrote this stupid thing
l) hung out with some of the stupidest people ever to sully the good name of planet erff

Ugh. I'm brimming with self-loathing and disgust. Highs: hey, 16 year olds still dig me -- which means I'm not a creepy old man yet. Lows: frigging cokehead chicks who want to get into my pants. Well, that's kind of a high too.

Erg/


Edit: It's 6:30 AM and I just drove back. How ****ed up is that?
 

AgentMarth

Diabloii.Net Member
Re: So tonight

d) picked up waitress in the pouring rain at 12, discovered she's 16, abandoned that line of activity and shimmied to drink with 'friends'

It only illegal if you get caught!


Just kidding. Sounds like you had an interesting night, but you know playing some good ol' D2 would have been better, stop resisting, return to the dark side.



 

Tai.

Diabloii.Net Member
Re: So tonight

Psssh, coward. After all the talks you've given us about you back off a 16 year old. For Shame. Seems like you had a fun night though, so why is it bad you're this devoted to avoiding d2?
 

ZappaFan

Hardcore Moderator and America Trade Moderator
Re: So tonight

Sounds like your girlfriend had the best luck of the evening. ;)
 

MYK

Diablo: IncGamers Member
Re: So tonight

Moral of the story; It's best to just play D2.

That, or you need to figure out how to buy beerahol and THEN play some D2. That's probably the best option.
 

Matt

Diabloii.Net Site Pal
Re: So tonight

Dahkar, AoC as in Age of Conquerors? If so, I'm gettin into that as well, I'm no good at it really, but it sure is fun.
 

Socialism

Diabloii.Net Member
Re: So tonight

Pssht, perverts :>

Had a decent night last night.

Have to quit drinking (again). Once all the Amsterdam Blondes and Coronas are emptied from the fridge, of course.

sigh


Perhaps a migration to wine? I'm a fan of the non-sweet reds. Any advice/wisdom on that front?


I burned my LOD disc to my compooter and ISO mounting software. I haven't yet loaded up the game. I can't do the whole itams thing anymore, I just don't care enough. Maybe I'm depressed again? I cried at "Stranger than Fiction". :<

Edit: Drove this girl home last night; we had a long talk about how stupidfunny it'd be to have "pwn lolz" as my license plate. I already applied for it, but I think it was instarejected or something.
 

Socialism

Diabloii.Net Member
Re: So tonight

Did someone nix
*Glimmer
and
*Flicker ???

Someone's changed the e-mail thingie on them, I think.
 

AgentMarth

Diabloii.Net Member
Re: So tonight

I meant more along the lines that you were about to be playing again, but either way that sucks. You know pretty much any real banana would do what they could to help you, but that still doesn't mean getting those account names back.

I think its time for a CTA to get you a high level char fast!

One little thing, you weren't trying to log onto West by mistake? Just checking.....
 

Socialism

Diabloii.Net Member
Re: So tonight

*Socialism @ USEast created
*Glimmer @ USEast created


*Flicker @ USEast <-- someone made this 3 weeks ago?
 
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