So close to rich . . . Yet so far.

gorey

Diabloii.Net Member
So close to rich . . . Yet so far.

So I have been playing this great game for about 1.5 months and am enjoying it very much. I have been saving my runes (yes, even "El"s. kinda like picking up a penny) and my p-gems and have gotten a few good items. This forum has been very helpful in the process and I thank those that contribute. It helped me to build my first Hell strong player: the reliable Hammerdine.

Anyway. Today I was clearing out the Pits in Hell with said Hammerdine when my eyes fall upon the coveted unique Diadem. I pick it up and identify it quickly, double and triple checking the price guide and battlenet for stats, and then shout loud enough to wake my neighbors. It had +20 to lightning damage and -14 to enemy resistances. As I dreamed about what I was going to do with this item (free enigmas all around) my game dissapeared before my very eyes and I was again in the lobby/chat area. I created a new game and low and behold my item and new found fortune were gone.

Now it is very hard to not take this personally, so could anyone tell me what happened? Did I do something wrong or did I upset the immortal B-net with my first significant find? Any help explaining this would be much appreciated?
 

Oscuro

Diabloii.Net Site Pal
Dang, that's a tough one to take, hope you find something equally valuable soon.

Your best thing to do if you find something awesome is to quit right away the server saves your character. Admire it and show your friends in a new game (or even come back to the same game).
 

Cooked

Diabloii.Net Member
Dude...You messed up Bad! I bet you haven't made obeisence the the pagan gods of Bnet for a very long time, if ever.

This is what you do....

1> Stand out front in your yard with a sword (no sword? use a bunch of toilet paper tubes taped together with Duct tape) and do barb shouts while wearing only your BVDs.

2> When the cops come, run as fast as you can yelling, "you can't catch me, I have 3% faster run/walk charms, neener neener neener!!"

3> When they Do catch you, and they will, and toss you chubis {Better word for (deleted by poster)} in jail, tell your prison mate, "Don't worry, I have Map hack and I will get us out of here"

4> When they haul your >chubis< before the judge, wave your toilet paper tube sword at him and say, "my friends have escaped chew"

5> After a long time (a lot like the time it takes to level from 95 to 96 doing Baal runs) they will let you out of the "funny farm"

6> Now you can play the game without fear of lag loss unless, of course you offend the gods.....

This post paid for by...Pagan Gods R Us . com
 

gorey

Diabloii.Net Member
oh man cooked. After reading that i feel as good as new.

thanks for the pep talk fella. see you on realm.

*captainsham
from "series of unfortunate events" not a personal char trait
 

stkrause

Diabloii.Net Member
Just a random hint: If you find something really valuable, go immediately to your stash and open it. Your char will be saved, and the item, too. Or, even better, just esc-exit the game. This is the only way to be sure the item remains...

*stkrause
 

plant

Diabloii.Net Member
Even then... a month ago I identify waterwalks with perfect life and want to hit the escape button... must've been half a second too late :D

Ah well it happens... something to do with the laws of improbability I guess...

Plant
 

Cerberus

Diabloii.Net Member
stkrause said:
So to be sure you should esc-exit before ID'ing the item then :D

*stkrause
I bet that`s what makes an unided unique sacred become a templars instead of a tyreals..
 

Necrolestes

Diabloii.Net Member
Son of a...!!!

plant said:
Even then... a month ago I identify waterwalks with perfect life and want to hit the escape button... must've been half a second too late :D

Ah well it happens... something to do with the laws of improbability I guess...

Plant
I remember doing a Pindle run in the beta patch a little more than a year ago and I came across Doombringer. As I went to pick it up, I suddenly found myself unable to move. Now, I was a dual-wielding barb and there was a known glitch that was unknown to me that sometimes immobilizes you and I didn't realize that all I had to do was perform a weapons switch to unfreeze myself...instead of doing this, I kicked out of the game and lost my chance at an uber item (on my next Pindle run though, I was fortunate enough to gleam a Bloodletter gladius with +3 to both WW and sword mastery so all was not lost but boy, did I miss out on something special!)
 

stkrause

Diabloii.Net Member
Cerberus said:
I bet that`s what makes an unided unique sacred become a templars instead of a tyreals..
The item properties are determined before the items are identified. So (as opposed to diablo 1) save-exit will not change anything. So if you find only templars that is called "bad luck". But then again, i never even find templars ;)

*stkrause
 

Cerberus

Diabloii.Net Member
stkrause said:
The item properties are determined before the items are identified. So (as opposed to diablo 1) save-exit will not change anything. So if you find only templars that is called "bad luck". But then again, i never even find templars ;)

*stkrause
I know, but i bet the Bnet gods have some twisted way of changing them into templars anyway..
 

Wmeredith

Diabloii.Net Member
I am also a fan of "Tale the money and run." If I have a nice goldie drop, I'm out. Had a Gul drop in the pit once and got rolled back. Won't let something like that happen again.
 
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