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Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Beowulf, Mar 18, 2005.

  1. Beowulf

    Beowulf IncGamers Member

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    Sad News

    It is with heavy heart that we must pass on the following news.
    Please join us in remembering a great icon of the Entertainment community.

    The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs.Butterworth, Hungry Jack, and Betty Crocker.

    The gravesite was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.

    Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children, John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven.

    He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
     
  2. Anakha1

    Anakha1 Banned

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    I think this thread made me die a little inside. ;)
     
  3. blu3l1ghtn1ng

    blu3l1ghtn1ng IncGamers Member

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    OH MAH GAWD!!!

    *runs off crying*
     
  4. ReZon

    ReZon IncGamers Member

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    I bet there was great food afterwards!
     
  5. itsPizzarific

    itsPizzarific Banned

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    lol the ultimate gingerbread man o_0
     

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