anakatonkatruck666, don't give up that easy. we all love you!Anakha1 said:Don't fall in love... it will stick to your face. Forget it... I'd rather fall in chocolate!
Don't worry if it feels like no one cares if you're alive. If you're really not sure, try missing a couple of credit card payments. If you're still obsessed with wooing said strumpet, remember... the quickest way to anyone's heart is not through the mind, the stomach or kindness but through the chest, with an axe. I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do, is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. And if all else failse just keep in mind that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to pull the trigger of a decent sniper rifle.
Personally I'd just as soon find a use for a hole in my head as I would for love. If I feel a need for personal fulfillment I'll be creative and invent a perversion.
Remember... the greatest lies of all time are:
I love you
This won't hurt a bit
The cheque's in the mail
I was just going to call you
Of course I'll respect you in the morning
We have a really challenging assignment for you
I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you
Nah... maybe I should give love a chance... after all, 100,000 lemmings can't be wrong. Now where's a cliff?
A: Call her a cheating hussy and storm off in a pissy fit.nnndave said:Q. My girlfriend sucks and making sandwiches for me, what should i do?
A: Two answers here:Q. My gf sucks at pool, poker, videogames, and ping pong! What should I do when my friends are gone???
lol I should of seen that coming :lol:piff said:A: Call her a cheating hussy and storm off in a pissy fit.
A: Two answers here:
1. Call her a cheating hussy and storm off in a pissy fit...OR
2. Obviously, you should do something other than traditional games ...of course this could lead the question regarding full body rashes.