Real live corspe explosion?

zaphette

Diabloii.Net Member
Real live corspe explosion?

I probably can't post the link, but go to BBC news and search for taiwan, whale.

Appearantly some scientists were trucking a dead whale to a research lab for testing, when the corpse exploded! Sent blood and guts everywhere.

I suspect that there was a necro hidden in the crowd!
 

Lyte_Hammer

Diabloii.Net Member
what i would have payed to see the look on the scientists face when they opened up the truck and just saw a bunch of blood and guts splattered in the truck...... priceless i'm sure
 

zaphette

Diabloii.Net Member
Worse yet it was on a 17 metre, 50 tonne whale on a flatbed truck. I splattered all over the street.

BTW I realize I mis-spelled corpse in the title...sorry.
 

Peacrusher

Diabloii.Net Member
On a similar note... I had a friend once who in Biology class jammed an Alka Seltzer tablet down the gullet of a frog that he was supposed to dissect... That ballooned up quite nicely... It didn't explode (prolly cuz of preserving agents) but that frog farted something feirce... Kinda sounded like those obnoxious horns you blow on New Year's Eve.....
 

Mad Mantis

D2/3 Necromancer & Witch Doctor Moderator
Actually it is not uncommon for whales to blow up when they are dead. It is because of the gasses that form during decomposition. I have seen it happen twice. Pretty disgusting. It was really hard to eat my spaghetti afterwards.
 

HarbingersOfSkulls

Diabloii.Net Member
Mad Mantis said:
Actually it is not uncommon for whales to blow up when they are dead. It is because of the gasses that form during decomposition. I have seen it happen twice. Pretty disgusting. It was really hard to eat my spaghetti afterwards.

Yummy, spaghetti with whale meatballs and a big side of whale blubber to dip it in.
:clap:

HoS
 

TPMdm

Diabloii.Net Member
From reuters:

"January 29, 2004 - The decomposing remains of a 60-tonne sperm whale exploded on a busy Taiwan street, showering nearby cars and shops with blood and organs and stopping traffic for hours, local newspapers said."

There is more, but you can get the gist of it. If anyone is interested I'm sure they know how to search the internet. I saw 2 pictures... greusome
 

Necrochild313

Diabloii.Net Member
It can happen to people too as far as I know. I don't think to the point of explosion, but left dead in a hot room your body blows up like a balloon.
 

Mad Mantis

D2/3 Necromancer & Witch Doctor Moderator
Human bodies don't explode really well because most of us do not posses a blubber layer like a whale. It is that fat which hold the gasses in until the pressure becomes to great.
 

Necrochild313

Diabloii.Net Member
Mad Mantis said:
Human bodies don't explode really well because most of us do not posses a blubber layer like a whale. It is that fat which hold the gasses in until the pressure becomes to great.
I do beleive that those who didn't believe that you weren't an American before do so now.

:xrollseye
 

zaphette

Diabloii.Net Member
The investigation is under way.

Police are searching for a necromancer named XnoruasX as a party of interest in the case. XnoruasX is known for his use of high level CE in the elimination of his enemies. It is further reported that a golem and 17 skellitons were seen in the vicinity.

We will update you as more facts come in.
 

Mage_Killer

Diabloii.Net Member
the other day i saw in a cable channel something called "Stupidest things on tape" or something like that, where some engineers blew a whale up with TNT
nice chunks o' whale that crushed cars and stuff

omg i laughed so much xDDD (no victims)
 

Mad Mantis

D2/3 Necromancer & Witch Doctor Moderator
If the guys who were doing it were wearing a white coat it is scientific. Trust me, I know.
 

TPMdm

Diabloii.Net Member
That TNT whale thing had nothing to do with science. IIRC a whale had beached istelf in a community near San Diego called Lajola (very high end, expensive community) and the stink was upsetting these "pillars of the community". The beach was fairly remote so truck access with difficult. They tried pulling it out to see, but it was too wedged on the sand..... ask any 5 year old how to get rid of something like that and you will get the same answer, "Shove a firecracker up its ***"
 
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