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Kore

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Mecal said:
niiiice who said that?!
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My googling confirms that it's anonymous.

Here's one I ran accross while trying to find who said the previous one:

"There are no atheists in foxholes" isn't an argument against atheism, it's an argument against foxholes. ~James Morrow

Edit: "Never give the people everything they want. Give them something they ought to want and don't" was by Alfred Nobel
 
llad12

llad12

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Ghandi was once asked by a reporter what he thought of western civilization. He replied: "I think it would be a very good idea."
 
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Xynrx

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I've always liked this one:

“Write a wise saying and your name will live foreverâ€
- Anonymous
 
Anakha1

Anakha1

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I was born a heretic. I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires.
-Susan B. Anthony

"KHHHAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!"

"When you die, you've lost a very important part of your life."
-Brooke Shields. :bonk:

Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for atheism ever conceived.
-Isaac Asimov

"I have natural talent. It's inbred in me."
-David "Mr. Chesthair" Hasselhoff
 
K

Kore

Diabloii.Net Member
Xynrx said:
I've always liked this one:

"Write a wise saying and your name will live forever"
- Anonymous
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That's got irony coming out of everywhere.

"Maybe this world is another planet's hell."
-A. Huxley
 
Ash Housewares

Ash Housewares

Diabloii.Net Member
Do you know the Klingon proverb that tells us revenge is a dish that is best served cold?.... It is very cold.... in space.

DADADODADADADAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DA!!!!

I've done far worse than kill you, I've hurt you
and I wish to go on... hurting you
I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her...
marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead planet
buried alive.... buried alive...

-KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!

oh yes, and, THE BEST SIMPSONS QUOTE EVER

Lisa, never EVER stop in the middle of a hoedown!
 
K

Kore

Diabloii.Net Member
On CNN, Larry King told his viewers, ?If we had God booked and O.J. was available, we?d move God.?
 
Fallen_62

Fallen_62

Diabloii.Net Member
Confucious says..."Those who quote me are fools" *erases sig*

"god, im so stupid" my sister

"oh yea, moths" my friend nater

"Yearbook you senior picture needs" messed up sign that a SENIOR in highschool put up, asking people for their senior picture.

i have more, but i am drawing a blank
 
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mullenman

Diabloii.Net Member
I think it was Noam Chomsky who said.

"im not saying that most conservatives are stupid people, but isnt it ironic that most stupid people are conservatives."
 
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bigD72

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First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?
- Donnie Darko

*Also

I'll tell you what he said. He asked me to forcibly insert the Life Line exercise card into my ANUS.
-Kitty Farmer

*Also again

All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one. Do you understand?
-Tony Montana
 
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