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Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Sir EvilFreeSmeg, Aug 30, 2006.

  1. Sir EvilFreeSmeg

    Sir EvilFreeSmeg Banned

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    Random musings of geeks

    Resistance is futile
    (if <1 ohm)

    Practice safe hex and avoid computer viruses

    When you find yourself in the company of a halfling and an ill-tempered Dragon, remember, you do not have to outrun the Dragon

    The monkey attaches to the three-phase power socket with a fork. fnord.

    The world is going to hell, and I'm driving the bus.

    You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

    "I'm not a vegetarian because I hate meat, I'm a vegetarian because I hate vegetables".

    If an infinite number of monkies on an infinite number of typewriters can create all the works of Shakespeare and the code for Windows, and all this other stuff, why don't we fire these people and get lots of monkies?

    2 pengiuns are in a shower one says past the salt the other says what do i look like a toaster?

    I have a monkey, his name is george! I am a 2 foot midget with a learning disorder named skippy!

    Pie. Monkies. Nuff said
     
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    PatMaGroin IncGamers Member

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    Bit early to be drinking, isn't is Smeg?
     
  3. Sir EvilFreeSmeg

    Sir EvilFreeSmeg Banned

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    No. Too bad I'm at work though so none right now
     
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    alexzed IncGamers Member

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    You're assuming he stopped drinking...if you never stop, you never start! :girly:
     
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    Sir EvilFreeSmeg Banned

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    The boss frowns on even having a beer with lunch. Damned tee-totalers. Doesn't he know the city planners drive us to drink???
     
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    I didn't say to 'start' drinking, I just said to 'be' drinking.
     
  7. Sir EvilFreeSmeg

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    Well I am drinking coffee right now.
     
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    So at least you're keeping up practice with the action of drinking.
     
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    my bad. When you start drinking early, you miss some words...or just make them up entyrely...
     
  10. Sir EvilFreeSmeg

    Sir EvilFreeSmeg Banned

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    your avatar and mine so need to hook up.
     
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    Well I can't see what's under the desk, so maybe they already have and those are two different camera angles of the same scene.
     
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    Durf, Poing, Boobies would fit nicely in your list.
     
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    I'm speechless...(obviously).

    *shudder*

    Ok - at least buy me dinner first. The drive through works...
     
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    Are you a geek? I thought you did architecture or some other sort of work?
     
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    Look at his picture on the faces page... if that's not a geek I don't know what is.
     
  16. Sir EvilFreeSmeg

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    I am indeed a geek and an architect. In my spare time I build furniture, help out on a small ranch, work a small but very productive garden and party hard with a bunch of blues loving drunks. All that in addition to being an officer in the Masonic lodge, coaching two different people and studying hard so I can do a third degree conferral and raising.

    So says the scrawny little twerp:laugh:
     
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    For those unfamiliar with Smeg's work, I have attached links, for your enjoyment.

     
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    Yes, you struck me as one of those people who call themselves a geek, but aren't, just so they can say "Hey, I can have a laugh at my own expense. I'm a geek"

    Why do you claim to be a geek? You don't seem to have much time for computers other than on this forum? Are you sure you're not a dork?
     
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    Alexzed, what can I say? The student has taught the master. I humbly bow to your masterful work.

    Without a doubt I'm a geek. Being a geek doesn't mean just computers. It's a way of life. How many other guys do you know that stand up to their knees in horse **** discussing (in layman's terms) quantum foam? Or have taken three hours going frame by frame through old cowboy movies from the late 20's and early 30's while discussing the physics and movements required to leap from horse to horse at full gallop? Anybody can do that. It takes a geek to come back the next day with 50 pages of detailed drawings and essays on the previous subject to reignite the discussion over beer while clearing the barn for poker.
     
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    ....and you have not joined into the Battlepics thread because????

    That was a truly impressive roast! :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
     

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