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Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by tarnok, Feb 10, 2004.
Quote of the Day:
"I am not a crook."
"I am not spamming."
"I am not going to kill you both in the face."
-Ash Housewares, right before the mass face killings
"Where the hell are my pants?"
-The Poster Formerly Known as Anakha
".9999999 DOES equal 1"
"The genius of our ruling class is that it has kept a majority of the people from ever questioning the inequity of a system where most people drudge along, paying heavy taxes for which they get nothing in return. "
"It's the biggest damn clam in the universe, and the Sun and the Earth are its pearls!"
"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason."
"whats the matter colonel sanders? chicken?"
"I am not a raving lunatic bent on rampant killing."
today is a good day for someone else to die (ancient dwarf battle cry)
"Our offense is like the pythagorean theorem: There is no answer!" -- Shaquille O'Neal, basketball player for the L.A. Lakers (who actually wanted to be know as the big Aristotle)
"When you die, you've lost a very important part of your life."
-The lovely Brook Shields
"I have natural skill. I think it's inbred into me."
-David "Mr. Chesthair" Hasselhoff
Anne Robinson: In Tolkienâ€™s Lord Of The Rings trilogy, the third and final book is called The Return Of The... what?
To announce that there must be no criticism of the president, or that we are to stand by the president, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.
--Theodore Roosevelt (and he had a neat mustache)
"Behind every good man there is a good woman and behind her there is another man looking at her ***."
"Never answer an anonymous letter"
"I usually take a two hour nap from one to four"
"It's deja vu all over again"
"When you come to a fork in the road....Take it"
"I didn't really say everything I said"
"You can observe a lot by watching"
"Reasonable, intelligent people have always known that the earth is flat."
-Charles K. Johnson, late president of the Flat Earth Society
"In the immortal words of socrates who said... 'I drank what?!?'" - Val Kilmer (from Real Genius)
quoth the raven.