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Intolerance

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"The genius of our ruling class is that it has kept a majority of the people from ever questioning the inequity of a system where most people drudge along, paying heavy taxes for which they get nothing in return. "
-Gore Vidal
 

Akira

Member
"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason."

-Jack Handy
 

Kaysaar

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"Our offense is like the pythagorean theorem: There is no answer!" -- Shaquille O'Neal, basketball player for the L.A. Lakers (who actually wanted to be know as the big Aristotle)
 

Anakha1

Banned
"When you die, you've lost a very important part of your life."
-The lovely Brook Shields

"I have natural skill. I think it's inbred into me."
-David "Mr. Chesthair" Hasselhoff
 

Deathwing

Banned
Anne Robinson: In Tolkien’s Lord Of The Rings trilogy, the third and final book is called The Return Of The... what?
Contestant: Jedi.
 

maccool

Diabloii.Net Member
To announce that there must be no criticism of the president, or that we are to stand by the president, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.

--Theodore Roosevelt (and he had a neat mustache)
 

Kawaii

Diabloii.Net Member
"Behind every good man there is a good woman and behind her there is another man looking at her ***."
 

toader

Banned
"Never answer an anonymous letter"

"I usually take a two hour nap from one to four"

"It's deja vu all over again"

"When you come to a fork in the road....Take it"

"I didn't really say everything I said"

"You can observe a lot by watching"

-Yogi Bera
 
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