Psychotic beer on the loose! Forces kids to drive into lamp posts at 90mph!

[Savage]

Well Mr. Savage, if what you're saying is right, then that would mean that you are saying that I'm sane and reasonable. As Perry Mason would say - "Case closed, your Honour".

Now, now, I didn't say the only people who only who think that are sane and reasonable. People who aren't sane and reasonable may feel the same way. I don't know.

 

[Corneo]

*Files news under dumbasses-die-relatives-try-to-sue-list*

 

[Damascus]

It's the craziness like this (and, well, probably the cheap American beer) that has driven yet another OTF legend to leave us for good.

*sniff*

To boldly go?

 

[nnndave]

I think we should just destroy 99% of the population of the world and start again. We should list which women get to live.

No, we should just get rid of EVERYONE in the world except me, and 100 women of my choosing.

 

[eddy]

This is why everyone is against not lowering the drinking age, or any laxation in drug laws. People are stupid, end of story. I can't understand how if your going to drink, you cannot just call someone to get you. I've been piss drunk(i'm underage), and instead of trying to get home, i've called my parents, and instead of getting mad at me. They told me they were glad i was responsible enough to make a good decision and I got home safely. If only the rest of the world could catch up with the idea of making good decisions.


P.S. next you know they are going to have a little mark on the box saying "by drinking this product you releave the makers of all responsibility in the result of an accident."