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Pregnancy Q & A

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  1. Amra

    Amra Diabloii.Net Member

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    Pregnancy Q & A

    Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
    A: No, 35 children is enough.

    Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
    A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

    Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
    A: Childbirth.

    Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
    A: So what's your question?

    Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
    A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

    Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
    A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

    Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
    A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

    Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
    A: Yes, pregnancy.

    Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
    A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

    Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
    A: When the kids are in college.
     
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    Sir EvilFreeSmeg Banned

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    OH jeez... Damn you.

    ~cleans keyboard~
     
  3. Stompwampa

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    Which really means...

    Q. Our baby was born last week...when can I try to have sex with her again?
    A. When you're ready for another baby.
     
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    Dondrei Diabloii.Net Member

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    Some of those were pretty good.
     
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    Best thing about childbirth...

    You get to play with legos again and have an excuse.

    Yarr++
     
  6. Dondrei

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    Grrrrrrr++
     

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