Plz wish me luck!

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Galabab

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Plz wish me luck!

I play lottery!
in pretty much 24 hours i could win 8 000 000 €!!!
I only bet 5€ though :D so chances are slim.
But STILL! I swear to god i will pay 100€ to any of you who wishes me luck if i win more than 100 000!!!
:D
 

tarnok

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Re: Plz wish me luck!

Fun fact: by most standards your chances of winning the lottery with a single ticket would round down to zero.

For instance, in my home state, in order to have a 0.1% chance of winning the jackpot you would have to buy 23,429,887 tickets.

For one ticket your probability of winning the lottery is about 0.00000000004 or 0.000000004%. That's four billionths of a percent.
 

Galabab

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Well i perfectly understand that its more likely to get hit by lighting than to win :D

But i apply other logic here.

Though i a rational atheist i think there is a chance of mystical phenomena such as god or good charma.
So i basicly take a shot at god liking me :D
Besides maybe if people around the globe wish me luck it might somehow acamulate to new never known effect! :D
 

Spinns

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So God should like you even though you don't believe/like/never really done anything for him?

Best of luck man seriously!
 

BobCox2

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I'm wishing you good luck!

(now I get all the fun of playing without the cost)
 

phool

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Good luck!

(the lottery is for mugs!)

So God should like you even though you don't believe/like/never really done anything for him?
Any action you take is negligible to an omnipotent being...
 

lAmebAdger

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yes, seeing how i am an omnipotent being just like phool, i have to agree with him. we know what it`s like
 

Spinns

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Any action you take is negligible to an omnipotent being...
That's very Epicurean of you however I disagree.

Let's agree to disagree otherwise chances are it will turn into something it wasn't intended to be
 

LorveN

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I reckon it's worth the effort writing Good Luck just to get a slim chance of getting €100, so here we go... :whistling:

Good Luck!
 

Galabab

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Re: Plz wish me luck!

just got the numbers.
Result:
i gessed astonishing 3 numbers correctly!...
..in 3 different raws though...
win total:
0€ (zero).

Conclusion:
God doesnt exist!
 

Tanooki

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Conclusion:

God exists, but doesn't reward fools for playing the lotto.

(And don't all you "good luckers" feel silly now?)
 

BobCox2

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Nope, I got to enjoy all the suspense of buying a lottery ticket and waiting for the results with no cost at all.

If I paid money for the ticket I would have felt silly.
 

jel

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Thought it was a fools game all my life, I mean take all the winners and divide with the amount of money they earn and you pretty much always get a number lower that 1, probably in the 0.2-0.4 range.

Was in the mart, where a friend wanted to pay back some money, didn't really want them, seemed neglisible, but she insisted.

Standing there, nothing to do with the money, most of all really wanted to throw them away not to have to place them in my wallet, well a lottory ticked was just in front, it said the money would go to the red cross, so why not.

A couple of days later, the big price was picked and it all went to red cross, for who really needs so much money in days like these?

Now wouldn't that have been great?
 

Tanooki

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It's a good thing blasphemy of God and Jesus are both forgivable trespasses.

And they say Islam is the "religion of peace".
 
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