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PK Ears ... what are they really good for ?

Discussion in 'Hardcore' started by Syxx, Mar 23, 2004.

  1. Syxx

    Syxx IncGamers Member

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    PK Ears ... what are they really good for ?

    Hi All,

    The last few days has seen alot of PK threads on this forum. Some of them have really rubbed people the wrong way and tempers have flaired, so I've decided to try and lighten the tone abit with a "fun PK" posting about ears.

    Baranor ... i lost count after 500.
    Son of Rah ... over 300 ears.


    So ..... What do you do with all these ears ?

    1/ Make bead curtians out of them (use ears instead of beads) ?

    2/ Send them to people you want to hear from .... (hehe, bad joke) ?

    3/ Use them to impress the chicks like Van Gogh ?

    Can't think of much else they would be useful for. Come on people, lets have some more suggestions ... the more outlandish, the better.

    Regards Syxx
     
  2. MoUsE_WiZ

    MoUsE_WiZ IncGamers Member

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    EARS AND NOSES WILL BE THE TROPHIES OF THE DAY!

    You can never have too many trophies. Even if they are all just soccer participation trophies from when you were 6.

    EDIT:
    And I'm pretty sure that "....over 300 that's a bit low isn't it?" is in regards to this new fellow claiming that he had over 300, implying that Rah has many more.
     
  3. BattleCookie

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    A lot of chars use that belt string of ears. Where do you think all those belts come from? :idea:
     
  4. MoUsE_WiZ

    MoUsE_WiZ IncGamers Member

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    OMG!! DON'T TRADE FOR STRING OF EARS IF YOU DON'T SUPPORT PK!!!!!!!!111

    *goes off to throw his two into the river of flame*
     
  5. Baroni

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    I think the lyrics to a well known song say it best --

    Ears,
    What are they good for?
    Absolutely nothing,
    Say it again.

    Ears,
    What are they good for?
    Absolutley nothing.
     
  6. doubleOObubble

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    Baroni: Nice, but I think you missed the real catches of that song - all the "God god y'all", "HUH", "Say it again" and "wuuoowuuowuoyeeah" :lol:
     
  7. Vectom

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    Actually, this made me LMAO :lol:
     
  8. SonOfRah

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    Well I always joked that I was tring to make my own personal string of ears. Seriously. Then again, I'm still trying to work out how many people I need to kill to gain experience.

    In all respects I don't really worry too much about the ear. Typically my pvpers retire after they fill up their stash with ears. The main reason is that kept a low profile, as getting too many ears too quickly can put a halt to future forays including duels (which was the main reason why I retired the characters over several different accounts). Try finding someone to duel you after about a hundred or so ears in 3 weeks of nothing but duels with 100% victory rate. Getting people to duel you with that reputation halts practically everyone except for people new on the duelign circuit.

    Over the past 3 or so years that I've dueled/pked I've lost count. I've retired quite a few pvpers due to max ears, and many others died only needing a couple more until old age and retirement. Out of those ears a few have been really special *to me*, and those are ones that required alot of effort on my half.

    My first ever ear, from 1.03
    My first 99 ear gotten 5 mins of hunting down a sorc. Caught her in the River of Flame
    First ladder ear (lvl 46 barb - day 1 of ladder)
    Highest ladder ear (lvl 75 sorcy - about day 8 of ladder iirc)
    Anyone who I need to kill 10+ monsters in order to get to and kill.

    Ears that I specifically went after:
    Pk_Me
    CantBePked
    NightShade -lol yea I know, but we can't have imposters going around pretending to be him
    Anything racist, offensive or taunting pks :)
    Anyone who tries to convince me that cheats are ok, whilst I am hunting.
    Anyone who tries to kill others using colorhack etc. nothing better than bringing in a fully equiped dueler and kill both of them.
     
  9. Baroni

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    I was going to include all those bits, but couldn't find the correct spelling for "wuuoowuuowuoyeeah" anywhere.. :)
     
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    Hahaha... I think even the Boss would be proud ;)

    /Magnus
     
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    you should be able to cube them into a "string of ears"
     
  12. Afro AmeriZON

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    Use them for candle holders...or tape them to your cats head, take pictures and send them to World Weekly News so they can be displayed right next to BatBoy and Saddam/Bin ladens love child.
     
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    Or use it for "rerolling" recipes. Ear level=item level.
     
  14. Baranor

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    Deepfry and serve with Ketchup. Its a favorite amongst us Polar Bears.
     
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    Deep fried = Bad. Baked or grilled = Good. Let's keep those arteries clear, shall we.

    TM
     
  16. Baranor

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    No no! You stuff those arteries with seal fat and then boil them.
     
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    Us tigers tend to like them with some sri racha hot sauce. Oh and rice!
    Maybe some kim chee as well. Mmmm fried ears with spicy condiments.... :drool:
     
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    i trade some of mine for items people really wanted those ears
    a high level dueler ear is worth something
     
  19. SonOfRah

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    I still think ears should be worth more than 1 gold. I mean seriously alot of people who you pk are gold mines they drop that much. The most I've seen drop from a player who I have killed was several hundred thousand, and alot of people drop 50k+.

    As you can see, pking pays for itself :)
     
  20. cyradis2003

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    I like standing in a big pile of them and clicking madly so they fly up all around me like I am in a Silence of the Lambs Snowglobe or something .... *sighs* good fun.

    Of course they aren't my ears but my friend's dueler lets me play with his sometimes. ( The squishy noises make me giggle ) :clap:
     

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