party at dave's house i went to the grocery store to grab a couple sammiches from their deli...walking back to my truck, i notice this little stoner dood struggling to carry 2 50lb bags of potting soil that he bought from the garden centre. putting 2 and 2 together, i ask the guy if he is holding...he answers "you're not a cop are you?"...i am wearing a bright blue, yellow and purple dashiki and a pair of faded jeans...i laughed and said "do i look like a cop?" he drops his bags of dirt, opens a fanny pack and pulls out an ounce bag of bud. i laughed and said "you have the right to remain silent..." that little stoner sure can run...i now have 2 bags of dirt and a bag of bud...who wants a smoke? bring munchies.