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Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Freet, Oct 17, 2006.

  1. Freet

    Freet IncGamers Member

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    Paper here! Get your paper!

    *Adjusts bi-focals*

    Let's see now. What stories do we have to choose from here?

    • Guy throws Coke in trash can when the fat guy isn't looking.
    • Dondrei leaves a city in total destruction after chaos followed him home from work.

    Now which one makes for front page material? Whew! This is tough!

    No wonder newspaper editors make the big bucks!
     
  2. skihard

    skihard Banned

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    you so have to throw in a story about a jealous husband that is losing his love to a bunch of nerds
     
  3. Freet

    Freet IncGamers Member

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    Yeah, I planned to put that in the 'entertainment' section.

    Or the personals. :wink:
     
  4. Talga Vasternich

    Talga Vasternich IncGamers Member

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    *noticing the Freet-controlled media is now ignoring the DOC-led overthrow attempt.*


    Is it still OK to blame Durf, or are we inching towards boobies?
     
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    THIS JUST IN



    JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE MIGHT BE GAY
     
  6. Freet

    Freet IncGamers Member

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    That story really should go in the archives.
     
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    You just need to be fulfilling her needs, lest they get fulfilled elsewhere...

    (pulls the "don't fulfill" lever...)
     
  8. Gorny

    Gorny Banned

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    Also included in the Sunday edition:

    The first in a series of 10 OTF Comics!

    Collect them all!

    First comic: The Secret Origin of Ash Mousewares.
     
  9. Freet

    Freet IncGamers Member

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    Woo hoo!!

    I found someone to handle the 'dear Abby' column!
     
  10. Stompwampa

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    Wow, Freet! You would make a great reporter! Exagerating the facts to make donny's story sound more exciting. I'd hire you in an instant! :thumbsup:
     
  11. PatMaGroin

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    Britney Spears and Cameron Diaz aren't enough for you?
     
  12. skihard

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    But that will result in me having to put up with physical pain, not into that, if you are come on over. I'll fulfill every need that doesn't involve her inflicking pian and possibly drawing blood


    wait what I mean is...why do you assume I was talking about me maybe I was talking about Raffster, or Annakannahaha, or Arma or somebody else
     
  13. Freet

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    Ok, so we need a paper. We shall call it "This week in the OTF". It can be a daily publication. Or we could call it "The OTF Daily" and update once a week.

    The publication shall be backed up on a separate server so as to continue on in the event of a forum crash. And it will have a nifty lead story when the forums come back up!

    Rather than have a political section (the size would be quite prohibitive) we shall have a spot called 'the Smeg Report' and have dondrei as his sidekick. That way noone can blame us for being politically biased.

    Durf shall lead in the effort to keep us informed about strange events of the intraweb. We shall name this spot "Durfs Travels".

    Dutch shall be the wine critic.

    Johnny shall handle the cooking/kitchen advice . Hahahahahahah...*snort* hahahahaha.

    We shall create a 'want adds' for DOC. I hear he is getting canned. :cry:
     
  14. zodiac66

    zodiac66 IncGamers Member

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    I want to do something!!

    I could do a relationship type of thing.

    I typed in many nasty things and decided to leave it at this.
     
  15. Freet

    Freet IncGamers Member

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    I'm sure we can work something out. But first, I need you to PM me those nasty things. :wink:
     
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    I took journalism in school I'm sure that I could be helpful somehow...I was thinking something in the "sexy" category.
     
  17. Freet

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    :shocked:

    This editor thing is going well.

    Ya never know when some lame idea is going to pay off in a really big way.
     
  18. zodiac66

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    We can team up! Two hot chicks doing an article.

    That in itself will sell the paper.
     
  19. Talga Vasternich

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    I'll volunteer to be the article :wink3:
     
  20. zodiac66

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    We have one volunteer...anyone else?
     

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