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Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Mr.Bogohossian, Mar 24, 2004.
Pants on fire?
Help? What should i do? pants on fire.
Water might help. . .failing that Aloe Vera Gel should help out.
Stick your *** in a bucket of gasoline.
stop drop and roll.
Or quit lying.
Chuck yourself out a tenth floor (or higher) window. The force of the wind on the fall downwards back to earth should be enough to put out that fire. Next problem is figuring out a safe landing...
go down town and dance for money.
Shake it, cause you're on fire, babay!!! :jig:
Just don't burn the "frank and beans" if you know what I mean...
You shouldn't have been wearing pants in the first place
duck & cover
Congratulations! You can take the pants, provided you put the fire out, down to abercrombie and fitch and tell them you've taken "worn" jeans to the next level, they will buy the idea from you for 3 million dollars and you will have all the money you need to buy prosthetic legs.
Ants in the pants!
Far worse IMO
Pee...one two three!
dont worry about it pants fires usually go out in a day or 2
Just gotta let it burn it self out . .
take off your pants....
Eww sicko, what the hell is that!!! Put them back on and burn!!
Perhaps less time posting about it, and more time running around in a panicky circle screaming about it.
You need to pick up the September 1999 issue of National Geographic and open it to page 2. You should notice at the bottom of this page it says, "KASHMIR" Yes, this is the name of a song by Led Zeppelin.
*puts a marshmellow on a stick* Oh boy! S'mores!
Hey! Stop running, will you? How am I ever going to cook this marshmellow if you keep running and thrashing around like that?
damn u funny people.