Otcars: Results

BasTyra

Diabloii.Net Member
Otcars: Results

OTCAR RESULTS CEREMONY

*Clears her throat and steps up to the microphone again*

First of all i'd like to thank each and every one of you for being patient this year. I think you will understand why the awards have taken so long once you see the trophies.
Speaking of which, can I get a huge round of applause for Satrina. *huge round of applause goes here for a while* As you will see, she put a massive amount of time and effort into making the trophies muchos spectaculoso, so special huggles and huggabies go out to her.

Anyway, enough talk, more action.

If any of the nominations are mixed up or wrong, i apologise, i had to use an old txt file to compile this post, so ignore any errors, the winners are the important part.


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~CATEGORIES~

1. Best Male Poster
The nominees are:
Durfbarian
Dutchman
Pierrot Le Fou

The winner is:
Durfbarian

2. Best Female Poster
The nominees are:
Anyee
BasTyra
Satrina
Zepplin Angel

The winner is:
BasTyra

3. Einstein Award
The nominees are:
Plum
Anyee
Pierrot le Fou

The winner is:
Anyee

4. Chuckle Award
The nominees are:
Durfbarian
Dutchman
Nova_Dust

The winner is:
Durfbarian

5. Mother Teresa Award
The nominees are:
LunarSolaris
Satrina
d2netdad
Gaile

The winner is:
Satrina

6. Most Foul-Mouthed Poster
The nominees are:
Dracoy
Anyee
Nova_Dust

The winner is:
Dracoy

7. Sexiest Male
The nominees are:
LunarSolaris
Durfbarian
Nova_Dust
Sergeant

The winner is:
Durfbarian

8. Sexiest Female
The nominees are:
BasTyra
Hatsepsut
MorriganCrowe

The winner is:
Hatsepsut

9. Gone But Not Forgotten
The nominees are:
BadassWerewolf
PsychoFreak
Emmo

The winner is:
BAWW

10. Oddball Award
The nominees are:
Nova_Dust
dasistmiregal (steve_kow)
jigga scrooge
Durfbarian
dracoy

The winners are:
Nova_Dust and DasIst/Steve

11. FleshGordon's & PsychoFreak's ‘Menace to Society’ Award
The nominees are:
drunkpothead
Guspasho
DasIst / Steve

The winner is:
Guspasho

12. 'Poster you envy the most' Award
The nominees are:
d2netdad
Pierrot le Fou
Anyee
Dutchman

The winner is:
Dutchman

13. S-M-R-T Award
The nominees are:
ZepplinAngel
Astolat
Johnny

The winner is:
ZepplinAngel


14. Furrowed Brow Award
The nominees are:
Anyee
Babin
DasIstMirEgal/Steve
Smeghead

The winner is:
Smeghead

15. mrLang's 'Poster Least Likely To Be Seen In OT Chat' Award
The nominees are:
Gaile
Freet
Piff

The winner is:
Gaile

16. Limited Vocab aka Lazy Fingers Award
The nominees are:
Dracoy
Guspasho
FleshGordon
SteelAvatar

The winner is:
Dracoy

17. Cmdr_Adeon's 'Least Likely to Win an OTcar' Award
The nominees are:
Ashock
Empired
Selfbiasresistor
Sehpiroth
Cmdr_Adeon
DjOtaku
SuicidalZebra
MasterAzn
Iffy
Orama
Super (?)

The winner is:
Sehpiroth

18. Newcomer Award
The nominees are:
Frygia
Sillycard
Aerojonesy
Kawaii

The winner is:
Frygia

19. The 'So I says to Mabel, I says' Award
The nominees are:
Anyee
Gaile
Babin
Smeghead
Piff

The winner is:
Gaile

20. The Thinker Award
The nominees are:
LunarSolaris
SteelAvatar
Snowglare
D2netdad

SteelAvatar

21. Most Legendary Thread Award
The nominees are:
Frygia's 'Tell us About You' Thread
BasTyra's 'Otcars' Thread
Pierrot's 'Ha Ha Ha/Harddrive' Thread
Doc's 'Wallytar' Thread
(if i got the owners of the threads wrong I apologise)

The winner is:
Doc's Wallytar Thread

22. Best Avatar Award
The nominees are:
Durfbarian
BasTyra
Johnny
Pierrot le Fou

The winner is:
Durfbarian

23. Alastor's 'DebatOR' Award
The nominees are:
Pierrot le Fou
Anyee
Someone else no doubt but my records have nothing else. *sigh*

The winner is:
Anyee

24. ‘Poster Who Has Changed Most Since Their Initial Debut in the OTF’ Award
The nominees are:
Dodomac
Pierrot le Fou
ZepplinAngel

The winner is:
Pierrot le Fou

25. PsychoFreak's ‘Poster Most Likely to Sleep With or Bribe the Award Presenter’ Award
The nominees are:
Anakha
BasTyra
FleshGordon
NovaDust

The winner is:
Anakha

26. ‘Poster Who Would Make the Best Admin’ Award
The nominees are:
Durfbarian
D2netdad
LunarSolaris

The winner is:
D2netDad

27. The Monkey Sex Award
The nominees are:
Empired
BasTyra
Hatsepsut
MorriganCrowe

For the Gals:
Technetium
Durfbarian
Drosselmeier

The winners are:
BasTyra and Durfbarian and Technetium

28. Amra's 'Poster Who Has Done the Most for the OTF' Award
The nominees are:
Durfbarian
Gaile
mrLang
Freet
BasTyra

The winner is:
Gaile

29. Best Admin/Mod Award
The nominees are:
Freet
Gaile
Stitifier

The winner is:
Freet

30. Anumati's 'Best Abandoned Nickname' Award
The nominees are:
AbigailsDad
Ozzymandias
BigBadBob

The winner is:
BigBadBob

31. Longest Member Award
The nominees are:
thejdawg
Gaile
BasTyra enlarge your penis size today!!11
FleshGordon
Geeno
Dutchman

The winner is:
Gaile

32. mrLang's 'Best Poster Not Yet Nominated' Award
The nominees are:
Darkness
AeroJonesy
mrLang
Yaboosh

The winners are:
Darkness and Yaboosh

33. Amra's 'Legend in Their Own Mind' Award
The nominees are:
Smeghead
DasIstMirEgal/Steve Kow
Anyee
Johnny

The winner is:
Smeghead

34. Snowglare's 'Speak Softly and Carry a Big Stick' Award
The nominees are:
Freet
Felstorm
Gaile

The winners are:
Felstorm and Freet

35. Snowglare's 'Clarity' Award
The nominees are:
Freet
SteelAvatar
D2NetDad

The winners are:
D2NetDad and SteelAvatar

Yay.

To view all the awards go here

A big thanks again to 'Trina. Lots of *sex* too.

*fingers seize up*
 
Boy am I glad I didn't win an award, I mean look at how the guys are depicted in the page where you can see the awards. Although I think Durf's rendition is quite accurate, nice shirt!
 

DurfBarian

Diabloii.Net Member
Thank you, thank you. I'm off to build an extension for my trophy room and to check to make sure that the champagne shipment is on its way to Australia right now.

When is the gala awards reception?
 

AeroJonesy

Diabloii.Net Member
Bas, and Satrina, you guys rule!

I may not have won this year, but next year, watch out!

*Begins sleeping his way to the top*
 

DurfBarian

Diabloii.Net Member
TurdFergusen said:
Are you going to wear your puffy shirt, Durf?
I can't decide . . . it goes better with my trout-shaped necktie, but I might go with the powder blue tux t-shirt and bermuda shorts after all.
 

Pierrot le Fou

Diabloii.Net Member
Hm, me an Fel are twins. Do I get an award for worst nomination to win ratio? I definitely sucked it up in the election itself. It's like I appealed to the extremists within my party to win the nomination, only to get ditched by the independents in the actual election.

ARE YOU SAYING I'M AN EXTREMIST?!

Okay, so maybe I am. I can't blame you all. I can, however, light myself on fire with gasoline to make a stand against the unjustifility of the OTF, and blame it all on Durf for stealing my thunder.

Or something...

...like graciously accepting my award, thanking everyone, and crying in a corner.


EDIT 1: I would light myself on fire with a match. The gasoline would be to keep me lit.

EDIT 2: Heh, VC looks like a brazen strumpet, as she should for winning an award with her like .0002 posts a day ;) We love ya anyway, though methinks folks were blinded by your bosom.
 

AeroJonesy

Diabloii.Net Member
Pierrot le Fou said:
We love ya anyway, though methinks folks were blinded by your bosom.
*Is lost in Bas' bosom*

I'd try and find a way out, but it's just so darn warm and soft in here.
 

BasTyra

Diabloii.Net Member
Pierrot le Fou said:
EDIT 2: Heh, VC looks like a brazen strumpet, as she should for winning an award with her like .0002 posts a day ;) We love ya anyway, though methinks folks were blinded by your bosom.
Isn't that how it's always been?
Actually scratch that, once I won the Chuckle Award as well. I was so happy that day. Oh the memories. *clutches her Chuckle Award to her chest fondly*
 
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