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OT: Your favourite bumpersticker

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  1. ULTIMATER

    ULTIMATER IncGamers Member

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    OT: Your favourite bumpersticker

    As the title say, your favourite bumpersticker :D

    Ive seen one that wasent really a bumper sticker, but a rear windshield sticker :teeth:

    It went as follows:

    "Dont laugh at my car, it could be your daugther lying in the backseat"

    And a parking related one: (to stick on other cars)

    "Next time you park so close leave a F`ing canopener so i can get into my car, idiots like you should take the bus!"
     
  2. strijdje

    strijdje IncGamers Member

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    :teeth: i saw one with

    "I dont brake for baby's, i make them..."

    which i foundpretty cool too :D

    off course the old classic

    "If u can read this you are to Fuc*** close..."

    is always funny too

    robin
     
  3. red_draak

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    my fav sticker would be something only certain inhabitans of a dutch county called Brabant will understand i think :lol: we all know the "No Fear" stickers, and my fav. would be: "Ginne Schrik" (means the same as no fear only in dutch slang :))
     
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    I've got several that I like. Although, they might be a tad offensive to some people. (Note that I do not have any of these on my car.)

    "Jesus save me from your followers."
    "Get off the phone and drive!"
    "Have you flogged your crew today?" (with picture of skull & crossbones. My personal fav.)
    "Your kid may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot."
    "THIS IS NOT AN ABANDONED VEHICLE" (A buddy of mine had that on his old junker for a while.)
    "Discourage Inbreeding. Ban country music!"

    Ok. That's enough for me.
    EC
     
  5. jiansonz

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    When I was a kid a saw a pretty cool one. It was on a small car (a Lancia or something):

    "When I grow up, I´m going to be a Cadillac."
     
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    Mine isn't a bumper sticker, but it is close enough.

    It was on the jacket of a man riding a motorcyle and it said,

    "If you can read this, the b**** fell off."

    :teeth:
     
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    My friend and his wife were moving from South Carolina to Idaho. They stayed the week after selling their house and I sent them off from my driveway with the same magnetic bumper sticker he spammed me with 4 month earlier.

    They made it all the way to West Tennessee with "I {Heart} PORN!" :uhhuh:
     
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    I liked the one from the futurama episode where bender turns into a were-car. It said "If you can read this, I just ran you over" or something close to that.
     
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    "Save a tree - Eat a beaver"

    "One of these days I'll snap, it might be today..."

    "I see dead people...in my rear view mirror"

    "Jesus loves you...[picture of jesus with thumbs up]...but I think you're a c***"
     
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    :teeth: lol that one is too cool, how do people ome up with those sentences :scratch:
     
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    There's also a shirt to go with it: T-shirt with some tracks over it and "I'm the b**** that fell off!"
     
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    I saw a license plate holder that read:

    "Unless you're my boyfriend, get off my a**!"
     
  13. Boddah_khan

    Boddah_khan IncGamers Member

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    Hmm, my two favs?
    "If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic"
    "There's too much blood in my caffeine system"

    Not many people use bumper stickers in my area..
     
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    How about "I've found Jesus.....He's in the trunk."
     
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    Feed me, Fight me, "F" me, or get the hell out of my way!
    Quite fun to offend the toaster people.
     
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    Best one I ever saw:

    If I wanted you up my a*se I'd kiss you first!
     
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    "Man, just because you have one, dosen't mean you need to act like one."
     
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    "this is my f*** you, antisocial, hate the world scary bumper sticker"
    and my personalized one i made
    "one by one the penguins steal my sanity"
     
  20. Ti-Ben

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    From Spaceballs : I *heart* Uranus

    :worship:

    The heart is for love for those of you don't know it.

    Now for the Futurama quote :

    "Fry that joke as been instinct for decades. They changed the name of Uranus to end that stupid joke

    - What is it called now?

    - Urectum" :lol:
     

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