OT: The Great Garbadic Giveaway and Retirement Speech (EVERYONE will get something) Hey all, The day has finally come. I have been playing this game so long I can't remember how many years its been. I've made so many chars I can't recall them all. But the time has come to retire for good. I planned on writing a massive retirement speech and thank you, but I am sure no one wants to read it anyhow. Maybe sometime later. I've recommended Fenris as my replacement. His example will keep our forum beginner friendly. Sorry to the others, there were a lot of you I could have picked. My last act as mod will be to ban myself as promised. On a side note, I am happy to see Clan Honor active again before I quit. It is good to know legit dueling will outlive me. Now, to what most of you are here for...the giveaway. I have had SO many people give me items, duel with, etc it is hard to be fair. Because I don't think I can be perfectly fair, I decided a contest would be best. A simple contest, because I have over 40 mules of godly pvp items to dispose of, including over 160 legit fine vitas, more than 75 skills with 30+ life, dozens of the best possible weapons and armor, runes, blah blah blah. So... Here is the deal. For each ear you bring me, I will give you one item. It doesn't matter whose ear it is or how you got it, but no duplicates. Simply post your acct here and I will contact you and pay you per ear. If anyone gets lucky ( ) and manages to get one of my own ears (I want a screenshot), I will give you one of my top items, your choice. Some of my better items are worth several hundred runes. I want to flood b.net with ears to celebrate the retirement of the last great diablo one dueler! To the hunt my bretheren!! BRING ME TEH EARS!! GGs all, Garbad EDIT: I am sorry everyone, but this thread was an April's Fools joke See my later post for details.