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OT: The Afterhorker

Discussion in 'Single Player Forum' started by nulio, May 5, 2015.

  1. nulio

    nulio IncGamers Member

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    This happened:

    What happened next is just silly and WE WANT MORE!

     
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    GooberGrape IncGamers Member

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    Was this a multiplayer game or do you guys run an IRC channel somewhere?
     
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    Gripphon IncGamers Member

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    It was on IRC channel. Anyway gogogogo

    The hork after afterhork
    A for Afterhork
    After hork panda
    Afterlock Horkmes
    Afterhork hard
    Horkminator 3 - rise of the afterhorkers
    Afterhorkers - hork of the Fallen
     
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    Gino IncGamers Member

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    What's the IRC channel called?
     
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    Zylo IncGamers Member

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    Who could forget these timeless classics? Some of my favorites include:
    Nightmare on afterhorker st
    The good the bad and the afterhorker
    The titanic afterhorker
    Afterhorker the fifth element
    The fast and the furious afterhorker
    Pretty afterhorkin' woman
    The land before time and afterhorking
    Big afterhorker in little China
     
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    Codoh IncGamers Member

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    Hork or die trying
     
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    pharphis IncGamers Site Pal

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    "the land before time and afterhorking" is hilarious.

    Is that, like, classic 1.00?

    edit: Probably D1
     
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    SunsetVista IncGamers Member

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    Thank you for the laughs!
     
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    Codoh IncGamers Member

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    The Truth about Afterhorker
    Reasonable Afterhorker

    ..here im just going trough movie titles, "Saving afterhorker ryan" made me explode :p:D
     
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    srrw IncGamers Member

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    Afterhorkers of the Caribbean
    Afterhorker Returns
    Afterhorkers of the Galaxy
    Underworld: Rise of the Afterhorkers
    The Afterhorker Rises
    SW: The Afterhorker Strikes Back
    Me, Myself and the Afterhorker
    Two and a Half Afterhorkers
    Fifty Shades of the Afterhorker
    The Afterhorker Files
    The Strange Case of the Afterhorker
     
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    Tenecabo IncGamers Member

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    The usual afterhorkers
    Two men and an afterhorker
    Wild wild afterhorker
    Afterhorker mountain

    And my favourite:
    Afterhorker in the woods
     
  12. Twibz

    Twibz IncGamers Member

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    The Lord of the Afterhorkers: The Fellowship of the Afterhorker
    The Lord of the Afterhorkers: The Two Afterhorkers
    The Lord of the Afterhorkers: The Return of the Afterhorker
     
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    Clervis IncGamers Member

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    Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Afterhorker
     
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    pharphis IncGamers Site Pal

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    Interdasting IncGamers Member

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    Blazing Afterhorkers
     
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    Gripphon IncGamers Member

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    Dances with Afterhorkers
    A.I. Afterhorker Intelligence
    127 Horks
    Hork Potter amd the Deathly Afterhorks
     
  17. nulio

    nulio IncGamers Member

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    Deep Afterhorker
     
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    Afterhork me if you can
    When After met Horker
    The Shawshank Afterhorker
    The assassination of Afterhorker by the Coward Afterhorker
    The Afterhorker Bureau
     
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    License to afterhork
    From Russia with afterhork
    On his majesty's secret afterhork
    Live and let afterhork
     
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    maareek IncGamers Member

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    -Austin Powers: The Spy Who Horked Me.
    -Afterhorker and the Beast
    -Dr Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Afterhork the Bomb
    -Afterhorker and the Holy Grail
    -Afterhorkers <--Some of Kevin Bacon's best work
    -Travincal Wars 5: The Afterhorker Strikes Back <---Some say the inclusion of Paladins in 1-3 invalidate them, making this actually Trav Wars 2.

    I dunno, it seems to me like you're limiting this to just movies for no real reason, I mean Afterhorker is BIG, a real cultural phenomenon, and you can't just stop at movies with something of this magnitude, it's gonna branch out to everything.

    Think about it, Afterhorker books:
    -A Connecticut Afterhorker in King Arthur's Court
    -Afterhorker Lost, Afterhorker Regained
    -The Lion, the Witch and the Afterhorker
    -The Afterhorker Strain
    -The Afterhorker's Guide to the Galaxy
    -I Have No Find Item and I Must Hork
    -A Brief History of Afterhorking

    My favorite possibility is all the new catchphrases for the Afterhorker you could shove into shows and movies for little to no reason.
    -It's Elementary, my dear Afterhorker
    -"Now get out there and win one for the Afterhorker."
    -"Oh my God! They killed Afterhorker!"
    -"Damnit Jim, I'm an Afterhorker, not a paladin."
    -"Shut up. Just shut up. You had me at Afterhorker."
    -"If you Afterhork it, they will come."
    -"If we can hit that Afterhorker, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."
    - Here's a good scene. Imagine we fade into a large room, we can make out pillars, and a shattered altar nearby a stairwell...it's Travincal! But in a shadowy corner there's a shape we can't make out, but it's on the phone. We hear the shape saying. "We have your Cham rune." Then, from the other end, "If you're looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you."

    Seems like you're missing out on music as well. Life would be so much worse without Sir Elton John hammering away at his piano while belting out "Aft-Aft-Aft-After Horker and the Jets." And where would we be without those great breakthrough pop hits, complete with their own dances and impossible to forget hooks, like "Afterhorker Style?" Lastly, who can forget the timeless classic that brings tears to everyone's eyes? That immortal ballad sung by Gripgod to the Council members...

    "And I-I-I-I will afterhork you! Oh, I will afterhork you!"

    My apologies to Dolly Parton, Whitney Houston and, frankly, everyone everywhere for all of ever for that last one.
     
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