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OT: Proper skills for a fis*SPLAT*

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  1. DougTheHead2

    DougTheHead2 Diabloii.Net Member

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    OT: Proper skills for a fis*SPLAT*

    Hey, who the fudge threw that? I'm trying to make a very important topic, and someone has the gall to throw moldy fruit at me? That is so sick! I will find you, and I will have my revenge!

    *gets out 8os burrito, loads it up with month old deviled eggs, goes hunting*
     
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    Kaysaar Diabloii.Net Member

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    *Throws fish at DTH2 then dives behind table*
     
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    Just a note, if anybody throws my baked goods, they're going going to be banned from them and the EU lounge in the EMB for a week.

    *throws some slimey rotten broccoli and runs*
     
  4. DougTheHead2

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    I KNEW i smelled the stench of old members on that fruit! Enguarde!

    *pelts Kaysaar with said eggs, throws down spent xbow and draws the MCBOS, infamous Moldy colossus blade of Salmon, tries to find the vile broccoli thrower*
     
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    farting bob Banned

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    I'll protect your cookies w_w! the safest place i can think of is in my stomach, i rekon i can fit at least 40 cookies in there.
     
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    *rolls 50 gallon drum of tapioca pudding into the center of the room, drops in a dead mouse, and backs out of the room laughing
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    SPLAT!
    *uses CE on mouse, sending a tapioca tidal wave throughout the room
     
  7. DougTheHead2

    DougTheHead2 Diabloii.Net Member

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    I.. HATE... TAPIOCAAA! YEARGH!

    :turns green, rips purple pants, grabs gauntlets of moldy swiss cheese and goes to work on JJ, pounding him with putrid dairy!:
     
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    farting bob Banned

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    Damn, i got rat and tapioca in my hair now.
    *sets up an ellaberate system of trip wires, pulleys and catapaults so that the next poster is assaulted with 450 flying watermelons.*
     
  9. DougTheHead2

    DougTheHead2 Diabloii.Net Member

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    :emerges from JJ's remains, casts reanimate, gets ready to do it all again:

    KASPLATSPLATSPLATx447.

    :woozy, lightheaded, amnesiac, migraine:
     
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    Sint Nikolaas Diabloii.Net Member

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    ~wonders in~

    *looks around*

    ~sprays banana peels all over the floor~

    *leaps out.. land on a peel.. slips*

    ''Mil & Sam''
     
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    farting bob Banned

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    *Gets in a monkey who cleans up the bananas so FB can safely walk around the thread again*
    *slips* damnit, he missed one. stupid monkey!
     
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    *Is egged, watermeloned, tapiocaed*

    *ties down DTH2 with licorice lasso*

    Whoa there buddy, calm down!

    *Lobs mashed potato grenade towards FB's general area*
     
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    Thats a bit too kinky for me Kaysaar. whats that coming towards me really fas..*splat*
     
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    ~throws in some soap and waits untill someone bends over to pick it up~

    *M&M gun making click/clock sound while aiming at the soap*

    ''Mil & Sam''
     
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    *Backs away from Sint slowly*

    *Readies Skittles pistol*
     
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    :eats through licorice bondage, sees soap, decides tapioca needs removing:


    YEARGH!

    :turns gray, is even meaner than before, picks up spf and lobs it into a vat of peach jello. ;) very gross peach yellow, with green veggies in it!:
     
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    :::::::::: puts spaghetti in blender::::::::::::
    ::::::::::turns blender on and removes top::::::::::::
    ::::::aims & fires::::::::::::::
     
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    ooooo, good one :)

    *starts using Marriott cafeteria cookies like disci* (they will cut a tray! really, I've done it!)
    *picks up FB-- the epitimey of spam-- and thows*
    *tosses failed cooking on floor on the way out*
     
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    Weeeeee!! im flying!
     
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    *looks at thread, turns and walks away shaking head*
     

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