-Hello
?Hello, did you get my message?
-Yes, the pear shaped spaceship is on its way
?Good, and the enemy?
-They are all locked in for having the plague.
?Haha, we are so evil
-Yes, especially when we drive our pear shaped spaceship.
?Indeed, evil. Why are we evil again?
-Because we are going to eat everything even Sean Connery and Judy Dench
?Like the super pea?
-Yes, like the super pea
?Now I remember! Then we will bomb the goverment with coconuts using african swallows
-Exactly, and after that?
?IT IS PARTY TIME DUDE!
-But first we practise with our band.
So...this is my spanish dialogue in english. The pear shaped spaceship is just me being strange, the superpea(uber pea) is from rathergood.com and the swallows are from Holy Grail, and the two last things are from a swedish humor show.
So in conlusion. Getting eaten by two strange partying guys in a pear shaped spaceship while being bombarded by cocunuts is a pretty cool way to die.