OT: Life Under Shaperla's police state, starting from scratch.

[KellKheraptis]

I don't smoke, drink, or have sex. I'm the only 19 year old virgin I know XDXD

Well...got me on two out of three...I don't drink anymore, still smoke like a chimney, and it's been a loooong time since I could claim the third >.> But I have yet to find one that's into D2, even the two that were gamers! Where are t3h g1rl wolves! D:

 

[Verashiden]

You still wouldn't get any since you'd be too busy getting itamz .

 

[Jary]

I don't smoke, drink, or have sex. I'm the only 19 year old virgin I know XDXD

clean... your hands are tainted in blood. I know wut you did to Naturebunns... I know :lipsrsealed:

btw No, you'd have to make it to 20 to beat my record ^.~ ::bragging rights:: lol, even after the fact I'm still not cool... think about it.... think about it


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btw #2, that interview kicked @$$. So yeah, was these two 'bros' ~30 years old who interviewed me at Cargill... friggin', we actually stopped in the middle of it and started talkin bout oldschool starcraft cracked me up lol. Did it give my interview any justice..prolly not, but still friggin hilarious. Well, time for my 10am beer, pce

 

[Verashiden]

I turn twenty Thursday

And what are you applying for, Jary?

 

[Jary]

basically I'd be the bell boy who's responsible for opening the door and..jk

uhh... basically positions for a wet chemist performing synthesis, distillations, and shyte. The branchI'd be working with is dealing with oils (corn oils, not petrochemicals btw)... glyerols, fatty acids of the sort (hear that porky right up your ally jk) which is where the distillation would be involved. Some gc, hplc and viscosity instruments used..pretty nub sauce though. Very little gaming involved though, they made that clear.:cry:

 

[Verashiden]

Bell Boy?! You forgot "Bend over and touch your ankles" .

Sounds interesting, Jary. Hope the pay is good ^_^.

 

[Dii Legend]

Lol I'm like... the only clean person on this forum .

"Clean" in what way?

 

[Hamsterman]

what happened to all the cool people wtf

 

[superjayson]

I don't smoke, drink, or have sex. I'm the only 19 year old virgin I know XDXD

i dont get you

 

[Kiba]

what happened to all the cool people wtf

They wimped out and stopped posting here.

 

[Dii Legend]

what happened to all the cool people wtf

Define "cool." :laugh:


Edit: Why is it when I use that smiley, I expect it to have arms and legs or at least something more than just a face. :tongue:

 

[superjayson]

Define "cool." :laugh:

smoking, doing drugs and having lots of sex.

oh.. sorry verashiden

 

[Jary]

define... okeez.

C = cool
V = Verashiden

C = -(V)

Verashiden also eats an enriched healthy diet full of whole grains, vegetables and fruit full of vitamins and minerals every day :thumbsup:

Neiiiiiiiice. I just asserted myself on you Rashi... wuts up now! lol, wut are you gonna do rashi, wut are you gonna do? (actually, technically you got a good week or so leeway till I can rip on you I believe :embarassed

smoking, doing drugs and having lots of sex.

The daily life of Jayson

 

[Verashiden]

^_^ well you forgot the other half of the equation:

C * N != V
E = V
N = B
B = 0

Where C is "Cool", N is normal, E is eccentric, and B is boring.

So we can see that cool does not equal Verashiden. However, eccentric does. As for the cool people, since normal is "cool" (being that almost everyone wants to be cool and strives for it, thus it's normal), normal is boring, and boring is negligible since no one wants to be boring, it's clear that cool people are boring, thus negligible .

Sorry to burst all your bubbles .

 

[Findux]

Good point there Verashi :thumbsup:

To be "cool" is'nt that cool after all :laugh:

 

[Verashiden]

^_^ I win.

 

[Dii Legend]

You still did not actually define the word "cool" though.

 

[Verashiden]

Jayson had that part covered >.>

 

[Dii Legend]

His "definition" did not compute.

 

[superjayson]

and vera's definition just further proved hes NOT cool ;p

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