OT: Life Under Shaperla's police state, starting from scratch.

Ash Housewares

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They should just reset the forums entirely to allow people like Ash and I to maintain our dignity.
I kind of like it that the spambag freaks like dondrei & evrae were untouched and I seem a bit more respectable now

I could go for a full reset or removal of post counts too

anyways, I get to keep gloating about having the most posts deleted of anyone, up around 12000 deleted since fall 2003



 

Kiba

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Strid said:
Lol, or use an incredibly dull knife.:grin:

Awrooo , or a godly plastic spork!:cool:

Its one of those annoyin cuts on the palm of your hand that didnt quite peirce the skin but went deep enough just to make your nerves hurt like its burning when you touch somthing.
 

Strid

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Wow, we're officially having a snowstorm atm. Made the 50 meter sprint from my place towards the bar so much colder! *shivers* And the drive home this evening went at 30 km/h, (which is roughly 20 mph, for you silly Americans), ultra slippery. My Volvo got stuck at a friggin parking lot. It was flat. I was like, "You can't get stuck here". It was like in the middle of the parking lot, hope noone saw me. :) Managed to rock the car back and forth and get away after a couple of minutes, hehe. I wish I had a modern car with traction control and ABS and all that "geil".
 

proudfoot

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I think Strid is scandinavian... Danish? Am I right?

Almost the entire world outside of the USA uses kilometres/hour (i.e. metric). That's because it's a superior system for most things.
 

Strid

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winter has finaly come to me (norway).
it is -16celcius. :D
Nice, I was in Norway in the "romjulen" (from Christmas to New Year, that is) for cross country skiing (classical), close to Lillehammer. There were almost no snow at all and the tracks were mostly old hard packed ice. I was tumbling around a had at least one crash a day, lol. Really difficult (yet very fast) conditions. I felt like 50% Ole-Einar when I went fast, but 50% of the time I felt more like a teletubby with skis on.
Sweden two weeks ago was so much better, though I got two days of fine alpine skiing, then I got ill and had spend the rest of that holiday in bed. I assume that you go skiing all the time, living in Norway, am I right? If not, please swap life and/or living conditions with me. :grin:


And, no Kiba. Proudfoot know the truth. I am truely from Copenhagen, Denmark, Scandinavia, Europe. I don't know if I can localize it more accurate. Let's mock the Americans. They use pounds. How do they measure small scale? Micro pounds, milliounces? Nanofeet, for small lenghts, gigayards for some thing bigger?? Muahaha, you guys suck.


Btw, anyone ever heard "Canadian Idiot" by Weird Al?



 

Verashiden

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Curse you and your Metric System! I'll keep my difficult conversion from Feet to Miles and Pints to Gallons thank you very much.

Psh, you're all so simple :p
 

Kiba

Diabloii.Net Member
Verashiden said:
Curse you and your Metric System! I'll keep my difficult conversion from Feet to Miles and Pints to Gallons thank you very much.

Psh, you're all so simple :p
~ Starts waving an american and confederate flag and wolf howls the tune of the Star-Spangled Banner~

Awooo Awo Awo AwoOOo.

:cool:
 

Strid

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*Starts waving a fist in the air* Curse you non-metric using people with Iron Maiden...

I have good news, by the way. After successfully failing to shave for two consecutive weeks, I now shaved my bead into a fine mustache. I officially got a trucker slash cop beard. I'm into the finer things in life. Anyone else want to join the Mustache gang with me? Geif pix I hear!
 

Strid

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You europeans use sharpend chicken beaks to shave right? Thats what i heard anyway. ;)

Haha ... I used an electric shaver 220 V, that is .. not American, pony 110 Volts... Real European 220 Volts of raw electricity. You know you want a moustache (non US-spelling). C'mon guys! (Also your hot, younger sister wants one, Kiba - give her a marker pen)

EDIT: Whatcha think about my new 'tar? Is it going to get me ze ladies or what?!?!



 

Kiba

Diabloii.Net Member
zomg tri posted in the Druid ot! awooo :smiley:

Strid , im -100% sure that will get you all the ze nice ladies.:prop:

Oh and if it wasnt for us americans you wouldnt be typin american right now! ;)
 

Strid

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You can mock me all that you want, guys. Even call me aGerman, 7 year old-ish, smelly, transsexual retard. But still, we all know that right 'tars makes the ladies come to you. I now have a 'the right' avatar. Making the ladies come to me. I already feel it... how ladies are attracted to me.

I'ts the 'tar or the mustache, that whats new.
 

Kiba

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Im not makin fun of germans . =)

my last name is Meyer after all.


As for a mustache i think im gonna have to wait another year before i can grow a full one. =(
 
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