[OT] Golfing In Swanton (long)
Ok, let me fill you in on some stuff befire I tell my story. Back in May all 8th Graders (including me) were informed that they could try out in August for a chance to be on the Varsity golf team. Now I know I am a good golfer. But I have never seen any of the "preps" play. And thats all who is going to play. So I decide that since I have a natural talent, I am going to try out for the team and have fun stomping a few preps in a good game of golf. So I leave my number with Mr. Z the head coach at ValleyWood (or Semi-private course in Swanton, and oh BTW Swanton is my home town, its in Ohio).
Here's My Story: Back in the beginning of July, I stated football and planned to play football, with intentions of doing golf as well. Well, I had never got a call, and figuring they didn't think I was good enough or something, I blew the idea of golf off. Well, at the end of July, I got my call. Mr. Z called and sayed tryouts are monday and wensday(SP). So, considering I haven't golfed in a while, I practiced everyday for 4 or 5 hours a day, and neglected football to do so. I was at the top of my game. I made long straight drives, sweet fairway shots, nice chips to the green, and beautiful putts. I had everything at top notch, I was unstoppable. So, I get up today at 5:00, so I could be ready for tee of at 6:30. I took my shower got dressed in my nicew clothes, practice my putts for 15-20 minutes, and before you know it I was out the door. I get to the course. I sit down and start chatting with some of the preppys, they make a few jokes about what am i doing here, and I just blow it off because in 20 minutes I was gunna show them what golfing was all about.
Mr. Z shows up on the course (remember the golf coach) and says, "hey Riebz, (my nickname) how's it going? I tell him everything was ok, and I make a joke with him, I say watch me for a few holes and you may learn a thing. I usually don'nt make jokes, but I known him for a few years, I consider us friends, and hell, when your as good as me, you can be a little cocky now and then. He laughes, and asks where I was Monday (today's wensday Aug.11) I told him I was sleepin, it was to early for people like me, and I said I wasn't feeling well so I decided to come today. He says well what am I supposed to give you for a score..? I said how bout a 75? (which is par for 18 holes at the course) He laughed then walked away. So 5 minutes later he had us pull out golf carts for the other golfers to use later in the buisness day. It's part of our jobs to do that so we can play at Valleywood for free. So I pull out my fair share of carts, and I walk over to put my golf shoes on. Well. Mr. Z calls me over to talk to him, probably just 10 feet away from everyone else. He tells me that I am automatically cut fro mthe team. I asked him why? He todl me I didn't show up on Monday and thats when the most cuts were made. I asked to him to just let me show him what I got to offer. He said here's what you can do. You can either get on hole 1, play 18 holes by yourself, follow a 4-some and not play with them, or call it quits and hed out. So I kept MY pride, and walked of the course. I called for a ride, got my ride, and returned home, defeated before it even started. I am so mad and fustrated. I refuse to play another game of golf ever again. I don't care if I had a chance to play alongside Tiger Woods, I am never playing another game of golf again.
My family ppays taxes in this town, a levy just passed that raised taxes 6%.Swanton already has the "Pay-To-Play system. So if I would've made the team I would've had to play 100 dollars anyhow. And bad enough Swanton lacks the kids to even play the sport. So he told me that 14 kids were trying for 12 spots, and just because I MISSED ONE F*CKING DAY, there couldn't be 15 kids trying for 12 spots...
Sorry, to waste anybosy's time who reads this but I had to tell someone.
Thnx for listening
Riebz
Ok, let me fill you in on some stuff befire I tell my story. Back in May all 8th Graders (including me) were informed that they could try out in August for a chance to be on the Varsity golf team. Now I know I am a good golfer. But I have never seen any of the "preps" play. And thats all who is going to play. So I decide that since I have a natural talent, I am going to try out for the team and have fun stomping a few preps in a good game of golf. So I leave my number with Mr. Z the head coach at ValleyWood (or Semi-private course in Swanton, and oh BTW Swanton is my home town, its in Ohio).
Here's My Story: Back in the beginning of July, I stated football and planned to play football, with intentions of doing golf as well. Well, I had never got a call, and figuring they didn't think I was good enough or something, I blew the idea of golf off. Well, at the end of July, I got my call. Mr. Z called and sayed tryouts are monday and wensday(SP). So, considering I haven't golfed in a while, I practiced everyday for 4 or 5 hours a day, and neglected football to do so. I was at the top of my game. I made long straight drives, sweet fairway shots, nice chips to the green, and beautiful putts. I had everything at top notch, I was unstoppable. So, I get up today at 5:00, so I could be ready for tee of at 6:30. I took my shower got dressed in my nicew clothes, practice my putts for 15-20 minutes, and before you know it I was out the door. I get to the course. I sit down and start chatting with some of the preppys, they make a few jokes about what am i doing here, and I just blow it off because in 20 minutes I was gunna show them what golfing was all about.
Mr. Z shows up on the course (remember the golf coach) and says, "hey Riebz, (my nickname) how's it going? I tell him everything was ok, and I make a joke with him, I say watch me for a few holes and you may learn a thing. I usually don'nt make jokes, but I known him for a few years, I consider us friends, and hell, when your as good as me, you can be a little cocky now and then. He laughes, and asks where I was Monday (today's wensday Aug.11) I told him I was sleepin, it was to early for people like me, and I said I wasn't feeling well so I decided to come today. He says well what am I supposed to give you for a score..? I said how bout a 75? (which is par for 18 holes at the course) He laughed then walked away. So 5 minutes later he had us pull out golf carts for the other golfers to use later in the buisness day. It's part of our jobs to do that so we can play at Valleywood for free. So I pull out my fair share of carts, and I walk over to put my golf shoes on. Well. Mr. Z calls me over to talk to him, probably just 10 feet away from everyone else. He tells me that I am automatically cut fro mthe team. I asked him why? He todl me I didn't show up on Monday and thats when the most cuts were made. I asked to him to just let me show him what I got to offer. He said here's what you can do. You can either get on hole 1, play 18 holes by yourself, follow a 4-some and not play with them, or call it quits and hed out. So I kept MY pride, and walked of the course. I called for a ride, got my ride, and returned home, defeated before it even started. I am so mad and fustrated. I refuse to play another game of golf ever again. I don't care if I had a chance to play alongside Tiger Woods, I am never playing another game of golf again.
My family ppays taxes in this town, a levy just passed that raised taxes 6%.Swanton already has the "Pay-To-Play system. So if I would've made the team I would've had to play 100 dollars anyhow. And bad enough Swanton lacks the kids to even play the sport. So he told me that 14 kids were trying for 12 spots, and just because I MISSED ONE F*CKING DAY, there couldn't be 15 kids trying for 12 spots...
Sorry, to waste anybosy's time who reads this but I had to tell someone.
Thnx for listening
Riebz