OT: Fate of the Zod Rune Since Serdash won't let us get creative in his thread without threat of report, I thought I would devote a thread to what he should REALLY do with the zod rune. The options are: Choice One: Beer. As soon as I saw indestructible beer, I knew where the zod should go. Just think, no more party fouls, cleaning up spills, waiting for the hot bartender to give you a refill while she flirts with someone not nearly as ugly as you, hypothetically speaking of course. Choice Two: Give it to the squid. Maybe this is what the squid has been after the whole time. All it would take is one act of kindness on Serdash's part, and we could all be free of board crashes and other technical voodoo mumbo-jumbo that I don't even begin to understand. Choice Three: Give it to Durf. Seriously, don't you think we owe him for being the forum scapegoat for who knows how long. Besides, wouldn't you feel better the next time you blame him for one of your many screw-ups if you knew he had a zod to keep him happy? Choice Four: Nothing says, "I am above the laws of this silly game" like wasting a zod in a TC3 item. Thumb your nose at Blizzard, tell them you care zero for their drop rates and useless rune words. Bonus points if said TC3 item is NOT ethereal. Choice Five: Give it to Farting Bob. I am in the minority I believe of people who enjoy reading Farting Bob's posts, no matter the subject. Besides, think of all the things he would do with it: Put it in a buckler and create a Zodadin, race to see how many times he can mule it between SC and HC in 60 seconds, you know crazy things. Oh, how the laughter would ensue. Choice Six: BOTD Hydra. I still fail to see how this was a serious choice in the other poll. Choice Seven: Easter Egg Hunt. I think this is the coolest idea of how to give away an item. Find out everyone who's interested, and draw 7 random names. Host a TCP/IP game, and hide the item anywhere in Normal difficulty. Let everyone else in, and first to find it gets to keep it.