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Oldie but goodie

Discussion in 'Single Player Forum' started by Thyiad, May 6, 2008.

  1. Thyiad

    Thyiad Moderator Single Player, D2 Assassin, Barbarian

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    Oldie but goodie

    Can't find the original source but I found this on my hard drive (no doubt someone will link). Purely for research purposes. *cough*

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    Dear,

    [] Clueless Newbie
    [] Loser
    [] AOLer
    [] 12 year old
    [] Troll
    [] Pervert
    [] Geek
    [] Spammer
    [] Wannabe
    [] Asskisser
    [] l337 d00d
    [] Flamer
    [] Whiner
    [] Other: Dumbass hacker

    You Are Being Flamed Because

    [ ] You posted a .99999... = 1 thread
    [ ] You posted a Release Date thread
    [ ] You posted a Patch thread
    [ ] You posted a PC vs Mac thread
    [ ] You posted a System Specifications thread
    [ ] You posted a (InsertRandomRPG) vs DiabloII thread
    [ ] You posted a Starcraft vs War3 thread
    [ ] You posted a big slobbery kiss on Blizzard's ***
    [ ] You posted a "Where is Starcraft II" thread
    [ ] You posted a (War3/WoW) vs DiabloII thread
    [ ] You posted a what does the chat gem do thread
    [ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
    [ ] You committed crimes against pork biproducts
    [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
    [ ] You haven't read the stickies
    [ ] You don't know which forum to post in
    [ ] You just plain suck
    [ ] You posted false information
    [ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
    [ ] You doubleposted
    [ ] YOU POSTED A MESSAGE ALL WRITTEN IN CAPS
    [ ] You posted racist crap
    [ ] I don't like your tone of voice
    [ ] You are not civilized enough to post in these forums
    [ ] Yuo mispeled evry sengle wurd.

    In Punishment, You Must:

    [ ] Give up your AOL Internet account
    [ ] STFU & GTFO
    [ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
    [ ] Actually post something relevant
    [ ] Read the f****** FAQ
    [ ] Be Pat Buchanan's love slave
    [ ] Go to your room with no supper
    [ ] Apologize to everybody on this forum
    [ ] Go stand in the middle of a Highway
    [ ] Recite the Greek alphabet backwards
    [ ] Take a bath in bleach
    [ ] Drink out of a spitoon
    [] All of the above

    In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

    [ ] Blow me
    [ ] Get a life
    [ ] Never post again
    [ ] I pity your dog
    [ ] Go to hell
    [ ] Your IQ must be 7
    [ ] Take your rejection somewhere else
    [ ] STFU & GTFO
    [ ] Learn to post
    [ ] Go jump into some industrial equipment
    [ ] All of the above

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    The preceding Forum Form Flame was constructed for
    use on people not worthy of actual thought or effort in being
    flamed. People so STUPID that a simple copy/paste and a few check
    marks is all that's necessary to properly relay the flamer's
    contempt for the flame.

    You have been identified as such a person and as such, this flame
    was brought to you in under 10 seconds of being read.
     
  2. Sint Nikolaas

    Sint Nikolaas IncGamers Member

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    Re: Oldie but goodie

    Yeah, nice..
    What'll happen if I actually post this reply in someone's thread?
     
  3. silospen

    silospen IncGamers Member

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    Re: Oldie but goodie

    Dear,

    [] Clueless Newbie
    [] Loser
    [] AOLer
    [] 12 year old
    [X] Troll
    [] Pervert
    [] Geek
    [] Spammer
    [] Wannabe
    [] Asskisser
    [] l337 d00d
    [] Flamer
    [] Whiner
    [] Other: Dumbass hacker

    You Are Being Flamed Because

    [ ] You posted a .99999... = 1 thread
    [ ] You posted a Release Date thread
    [ ] You posted a Patch thread
    [ ] You posted a PC vs Mac thread
    [ ] You posted a System Specifications thread
    [ ] You posted a (InsertRandomRPG) vs DiabloII thread
    [ ] You posted a Starcraft vs War3 thread
    [ ] You posted a big slobbery kiss on Blizzard's ***
    [ ] You posted a "Where is Starcraft II" thread
    [ ] You posted a (War3/WoW) vs DiabloII thread
    [ ] You posted a what does the chat gem do thread
    [ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
    [ ] You committed crimes against pork biproducts
    [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
    [ ] You haven't read the stickies
    [ ] You don't know which forum to post in
    [ ] You just plain suck
    [ ] You posted false information
    [ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
    [ ] You doubleposted
    [ ] YOU POSTED A MESSAGE ALL WRITTEN IN CAPS
    [ ] You posted racist crap
    [X] I don't like your tone of voice
    [ ] You are not civilized enough to post in these forums
    [ ] Yuo mispeled evry sengle wurd.

    In Punishment, You Must:

    [ ] Give up your AOL Internet account
    [ ] STFU & GTFO
    [ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
    [ ] Actually post something relevant
    [ ] Read the f****** FAQ
    [ ] Be Pat Buchanan's love slave
    [ ] Go to your room with no supper
    [ ] Apologize to everybody on this forum
    [ ] Go stand in the middle of a Highway
    [X] Recite the Greek alphabet backwards
    [ ] Take a bath in bleach
    [ ] Drink out of a spitoon
    [] All of the above

    In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

    [ ] Blow me
    [ ] Get a life
    [ ] Never post again
    [ ] I pity your dog
    [ ] Go to hell
    [ ] Your IQ must be 7
    [X] Take your rejection somewhere else
    [ ] STFU & GTFO
    [ ] Learn to post
    [ ] Go jump into some industrial equipment
    [ ] All of the above

    ==============================================



     
  4. Sint Nikolaas

    Sint Nikolaas IncGamers Member

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    Re: Oldie but goodie

    Ã’k, let me try this off head:
    omega, psi, ghi, phi, omicron, nu, mu, labda, kappa, jota, teta, zeta, epsilon, delta, gamma, beta, alpha

    damn I'm missing a few..
     
  5. Corrupted

    Corrupted IncGamers Member

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