Oldie but goodie Can't find the original source but I found this on my hard drive (no doubt someone will link). Purely for research purposes. *cough* ===== Dear,  Clueless Newbie  Loser  AOLer  12 year old  Troll  Pervert  Geek  Spammer  Wannabe  Asskisser  l337 d00d  Flamer  Whiner  Other: Dumbass hacker You Are Being Flamed Because [ ] You posted a .99999... = 1 thread [ ] You posted a Release Date thread [ ] You posted a Patch thread [ ] You posted a PC vs Mac thread [ ] You posted a System Specifications thread [ ] You posted a (InsertRandomRPG) vs DiabloII thread [ ] You posted a Starcraft vs War3 thread [ ] You posted a big slobbery kiss on Blizzard's *** [ ] You posted a "Where is Starcraft II" thread [ ] You posted a (War3/WoW) vs DiabloII thread [ ] You posted a what does the chat gem do thread [ ] You continued a long, stupid thread [ ] You committed crimes against pork biproducts [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message [ ] You haven't read the stickies [ ] You don't know which forum to post in [ ] You just plain suck [ ] You posted false information [ ] You posted something totally uninteresting [ ] You doubleposted [ ] YOU POSTED A MESSAGE ALL WRITTEN IN CAPS [ ] You posted racist crap [ ] I don't like your tone of voice [ ] You are not civilized enough to post in these forums [ ] Yuo mispeled evry sengle wurd. In Punishment, You Must: [ ] Give up your AOL Internet account [ ] STFU & GTFO [ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor [ ] Actually post something relevant [ ] Read the f****** FAQ [ ] Be Pat Buchanan's love slave [ ] Go to your room with no supper [ ] Apologize to everybody on this forum [ ] Go stand in the middle of a Highway [ ] Recite the Greek alphabet backwards [ ] Take a bath in bleach [ ] Drink out of a spitoon  All of the above In Closing, I'd Like to Say: [ ] Blow me [ ] Get a life [ ] Never post again [ ] I pity your dog [ ] Go to hell [ ] Your IQ must be 7 [ ] Take your rejection somewhere else [ ] STFU & GTFO [ ] Learn to post [ ] Go jump into some industrial equipment [ ] All of the above ============================================== The preceding Forum Form Flame was constructed for use on people not worthy of actual thought or effort in being flamed. People so STUPID that a simple copy/paste and a few check marks is all that's necessary to properly relay the flamer's contempt for the flame. You have been identified as such a person and as such, this flame was brought to you in under 10 seconds of being read.