Oldie but goodie

Thyiad

Moderator Single Player, D2 Assassin, Barbarian
Oldie but goodie

Can't find the original source but I found this on my hard drive (no doubt someone will link). Purely for research purposes. *cough*

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Dear,

[] Clueless Newbie
[] Loser
[] AOLer
[] 12 year old
[] Troll
[] Pervert
[] Geek
[] Spammer
[] Wannabe
[] Asskisser
[] l337 d00d
[] Flamer
[] Whiner
[] Other: Dumbass hacker

You Are Being Flamed Because

[ ] You posted a .99999... = 1 thread
[ ] You posted a Release Date thread
[ ] You posted a Patch thread
[ ] You posted a PC vs Mac thread
[ ] You posted a System Specifications thread
[ ] You posted a (InsertRandomRPG) vs DiabloII thread
[ ] You posted a Starcraft vs War3 thread
[ ] You posted a big slobbery kiss on Blizzard's ***
[ ] You posted a "Where is Starcraft II" thread
[ ] You posted a (War3/WoW) vs DiabloII thread
[ ] You posted a what does the chat gem do thread
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You committed crimes against pork biproducts
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You haven't read the stickies
[ ] You don't know which forum to post in
[ ] You just plain suck
[ ] You posted false information
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You doubleposted
[ ] YOU POSTED A MESSAGE ALL WRITTEN IN CAPS
[ ] You posted racist crap
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] You are not civilized enough to post in these forums
[ ] Yuo mispeled evry sengle wurd.

In Punishment, You Must:

[ ] Give up your AOL Internet account
[ ] STFU & GTFO
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the f****** FAQ
[ ] Be Pat Buchanan's love slave
[ ] Go to your room with no supper
[ ] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[ ] Go stand in the middle of a Highway
[ ] Recite the Greek alphabet backwards
[ ] Take a bath in bleach
[ ] Drink out of a spitoon
[] All of the above

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[ ] Blow me
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Never post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] Go to hell
[ ] Your IQ must be 7
[ ] Take your rejection somewhere else
[ ] STFU & GTFO
[ ] Learn to post
[ ] Go jump into some industrial equipment
[ ] All of the above

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The preceding Forum Form Flame was constructed for
use on people not worthy of actual thought or effort in being
flamed. People so STUPID that a simple copy/paste and a few check
marks is all that's necessary to properly relay the flamer's
contempt for the flame.

You have been identified as such a person and as such, this flame
was brought to you in under 10 seconds of being read.
 

silospen

Diabloii.Net Member
Re: Oldie but goodie

Yeah, nice..
What'll happen if I actually post this reply in someone's thread?
Dear,

[] Clueless Newbie
[] Loser
[] AOLer
[] 12 year old
[X] Troll
[] Pervert
[] Geek
[] Spammer
[] Wannabe
[] Asskisser
[] l337 d00d
[] Flamer
[] Whiner
[] Other: Dumbass hacker

You Are Being Flamed Because

[ ] You posted a .99999... = 1 thread
[ ] You posted a Release Date thread
[ ] You posted a Patch thread
[ ] You posted a PC vs Mac thread
[ ] You posted a System Specifications thread
[ ] You posted a (InsertRandomRPG) vs DiabloII thread
[ ] You posted a Starcraft vs War3 thread
[ ] You posted a big slobbery kiss on Blizzard's ***
[ ] You posted a "Where is Starcraft II" thread
[ ] You posted a (War3/WoW) vs DiabloII thread
[ ] You posted a what does the chat gem do thread
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You committed crimes against pork biproducts
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You haven't read the stickies
[ ] You don't know which forum to post in
[ ] You just plain suck
[ ] You posted false information
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You doubleposted
[ ] YOU POSTED A MESSAGE ALL WRITTEN IN CAPS
[ ] You posted racist crap
[X] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] You are not civilized enough to post in these forums
[ ] Yuo mispeled evry sengle wurd.

In Punishment, You Must:

[ ] Give up your AOL Internet account
[ ] STFU & GTFO
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the f****** FAQ
[ ] Be Pat Buchanan's love slave
[ ] Go to your room with no supper
[ ] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[ ] Go stand in the middle of a Highway
[X] Recite the Greek alphabet backwards
[ ] Take a bath in bleach
[ ] Drink out of a spitoon
[] All of the above

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[ ] Blow me
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Never post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] Go to hell
[ ] Your IQ must be 7
[X] Take your rejection somewhere else
[ ] STFU & GTFO
[ ] Learn to post
[ ] Go jump into some industrial equipment
[ ] All of the above

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Sint Nikolaas

Diabloii.Net Member
Re: Oldie but goodie

Ã’k, let me try this off head:
omega, psi, ghi, phi, omicron, nu, mu, labda, kappa, jota, teta, zeta, epsilon, delta, gamma, beta, alpha

damn I'm missing a few..
 
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