[Off-Topic] The Graveyard: Eventually Everyone Ends Up Here.

[Mad Mantis]

Man, I'm having a hell of a time getting on the forums lately. What gives? Is there a technical problem, or have you guys hit me with a Halloween hex or something?

No idea. I’ll poke around. Things are really slow for me as well.

 

[Ash Housewares]

Sweet! I've always wanted a henchman. All I need is a theme song.

villains don't usually get theme songs

and the forums have been intolerably slow of late

(obvious exception of Goldfinger)

 

[Mad Mantis]

villains don't usually get theme songs

(obvious exception of Goldfinger)

Darth Vader had a theme song. But he also had Force Choke. Maybe I just need a super cool killing move.

 

[Ash Housewares]

Goldfinger also had an awesome henchman... hmm, yea, let's stick with the kill move

 

[corax]

and a suitably evil name. MM is pretty evil but not them song evil IMO

 

[Mad Mantis]

and a suitably evil name. MM is pretty evil but not them song evil IMO

Well, I'm Mad already and a Scientist so I guess I should roll with that. Now I need a suitable Evil Lab. I don't know what kind of lab though. Should I go for a Mountain Lair? Old Castle? Disguising Mega Corporation?

 

[Ash Housewares]

underwater? up in a tree?

 

[Mad Mantis]

underwater? up in a tree?

Interesting ideas. Trees suck a bit for an Evil Lab since they are rather tiny. And I wouldn’t want loggers to cut down my Evil Lab.

Underwater is definitely an option. I could do a coastal harbor thing with my Mega Corporation built near the shore and extending into the water.

 

[corax]

secret underwater volcano mega corporation that makes trees lair?

 

[Mad Mantis]

secret underwater volcano mega corporation that makes trees lair?

Yes, basing a Mega Corporation partly Underwater on a fake Volcanic Island while exporting Tree Lairs.

 

[Patsy]

Darth Vader had a theme song. But he also had Force Choke. Maybe I just need a super cool killing move.

MyMaster always had a super-cool killing move, my precious!

*kills corax in the face for MyMaster!*

gollum..

gollum...

mini-me....

-Patsy
"There is no Patsy, only Zuul!"

 

[Ash Housewares]

spose you could always pinch Sweet Transvestite

 

[Ash Housewares]

*starts whipping Patsy*

 

[corax]

Patsy's been watching ghostbusters. so have I. got 1 & 2 for $20. yay

 

[Ash Housewares]

I don't have the second one

like I really need "He is VIGO! you are like the buzzing of flies to him!!" when I have "It's true your honor, this man has no dick."

 

[corax]

buahahahahaha.


the 2nd one was nowhere near as good. but still good.

got hitchikers guide aswell.

 

[Mad Mantis]

MyMaster always had a super-cool killing move, my precious!

*kills corax in the face for MyMaster!*

Oh yeah, face-killing with the Banstickâ„¢.

spose you could always pinch Sweet Transvestite

Nah, I like The Time Warp better.

got hitchikers guide aswell.

How is the film compared to the books?

 

[Ash Housewares]

I just saw Hitchikers too, it wasn't all that bad, I expected the worst-it did ok, but it didn't seem like the kind of humor translated to screen all that well, at best it just appealed to my nostalgia

 

[corax]

yea. its impossible to translate the way he writes to screen. but the scenes make you remember the book. I imagine a pratchett book would be similar.

 

[Ash Housewares]

yep, if you read the books, then the movie is enjoyable, but I don't know what's there for those that didn't, if any of it would even make sense