Mad Mantis said:
DM does plastic surgery?
For some reason that reminds me of this:
Terrance:Well, it's too bad we didn't find any treasure on the subway Phillip.
Ugly Bob approaches.
Phillip:Oh, hello Ugly Bob.
Ugly Bob:Hello Terrance, hello Phillip.
Terrance:My God, you're looking hideously ugly today Ugly Bob.
Ugly Bob:How come you guys say stuff like that?
Terrance:Because you're God Damned ugly Bob.
Ugly Bob:I know, but...
Phillip:Ugly Bob, your face looks like somebody tried to put out forest fire with a screwdriver.
Ugly Bob:I can't help how I look. Besides, it's not what's on the outside that matters, it's what's on the inside.
Terrance:No it isn't.
[Laughter]
Terrance:Want to see what's on the inside of me?
[Fart]
[Laughter]
Phillip:Wait, wait. I've got an idea. Why don't you put this paper bag over your head Ugly Bob?
Terrance:Yes, if people can't see your face, they won't know how wretchedly ugly you are.
Ugly Bob:Really? Hey, thanks you guys. Maybe now I can score with chicks.
Terrance:Sure you can Ugly Bob. If they can't see how horribly disfigured you are, they'll want to sleep with you.
Ugly Bob:Thanks you guys.