[Off-Topic] The Graveyard: Eventually Everyone Ends Up Here.

Dragonmaster

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Much love sir <3.


Bring me a pope bottle opener if you don't die cotton, my uncle has one of the previous pope but we need the new one. You can buy them across the street from his house, they are unoffical, but it's a pope bottle opener! Holy awesome batman!
 

cotton

Diabloii.Net Member
corax said:
*shudders* so were going to hear about mass suicide in some country shaped like footwear on the six o' clock news
No kool-aid. Dead minions are worthless to me. My powers are based on assimilation, not elimination.

Dragonmaster said:
Bring me a pope bottle opener if you don't die cotton, my uncle has one of the previous pope but we need the new one. You can buy them across the street from his house, they are unoffical, but it's a pope bottle opener! Holy awesome batman!
If I see the Pope, I'll ask him to give me his. I'm sure he will, seeing has how I've done so much for mankind and all.
 

Necrochild313

Diabloii.Net Member
cotton said:
If I see the Pope, I'll ask him to give me his. I'm sure he will, seeing has how I've done so much for mankind and all.
He'll write on the backside:

"Dear Saint Cotton, I am your biggest fan!

Much love,
Pope Benedict XVI"
 

Mad Mantis

D2/3 Necromancer & Witch Doctor Moderator
Dragonmaster said:
MM in my state it is illegal to capture a preying mantis. Interesting law o_O.
Who the hell makes those kinds of laws? Who was it that had a state law that forbid the catching of whale on a Sunday, conveniently forgetting that said state did not have a body of water large enough to contain a whale?
 

corax

Diabloii.Net Member
Mad Mantis said:
Who the hell makes those kinds of laws? Who was it that had a state law that forbid the catching of whale on a Sunday, conveniently forgetting that said state did not have a body of water large enough to contain a whale?

you monsters!!!!!!!

absolutely nothing constructive since 1843 :thumbsup:


@DM: i want something that says "here i am ladies come get some" think you can manage that?
 

Necrochild313

Diabloii.Net Member
Mad Mantis said:
Who the hell makes those kinds of laws? Who was it that had a state law that forbid the catching of whale on a Sunday, conveniently forgetting that said state did not have a body of water large enough to contain a whale?
That'd be Ohio, Ohio is on Lake Eerie though. Because it seems there is absolutely no way to get to the sea from there I doubt there are too many whales. Apparently it is illegal to get a fish drunk in Ohio. It is also illegal to install a slot machine in an outhouse in Bexley, Ohio.
 

Mad Mantis

D2/3 Necromancer & Witch Doctor Moderator
corax said:
@DM: i want something that says "here i am ladies come get some" think you can manage that?
DM does plastic surgery? :eek:




Necrochild313 said:
It is also illegal to install a slot machine in an outhouse in Bexley, Ohio.
That I can imagine. It is unfair competition and the slots can be easily rigged. I mean who wants to inspect an outhouse?
 

Necrochild313

Diabloii.Net Member
Mad Mantis said:
DM does plastic surgery? :eek:
For some reason that reminds me of this:

Terrance:Well, it's too bad we didn't find any treasure on the subway Phillip.
Ugly Bob approaches.
Phillip:Oh, hello Ugly Bob.
Ugly Bob:Hello Terrance, hello Phillip.
Terrance:My God, you're looking hideously ugly today Ugly Bob.
Ugly Bob:How come you guys say stuff like that?
Terrance:Because you're God Damned ugly Bob.
Ugly Bob:I know, but...
Phillip:Ugly Bob, your face looks like somebody tried to put out forest fire with a screwdriver.
Ugly Bob:I can't help how I look. Besides, it's not what's on the outside that matters, it's what's on the inside.
Terrance:No it isn't.
[Laughter]
Terrance:Want to see what's on the inside of me?
[Fart]
[Laughter]
Phillip:Wait, wait. I've got an idea. Why don't you put this paper bag over your head Ugly Bob?
Terrance:Yes, if people can't see your face, they won't know how wretchedly ugly you are.
Ugly Bob:Really? Hey, thanks you guys. Maybe now I can score with chicks.
Terrance:Sure you can Ugly Bob. If they can't see how horribly disfigured you are, they'll want to sleep with you.
Ugly Bob:Thanks you guys.
 

Mad Mantis

D2/3 Necromancer & Witch Doctor Moderator
Necrochild313 said:
Ugly Bob:Really? Hey, thanks you guys. Maybe now I can score with chicks.
Terrance:Sure you can Ugly Bob. If they can't see how horribly disfigured you are, they'll want to sleep with you.
Ugly Bob:Thanks you guys.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Totally forgot about that bit. It has been ages since I last saw Southpark.
 

Dragonmaster

Diabloii.Net Member
Ok Corax, I have just the thing in mind


/me paints a mural of himself on your house

just wait til the ladies see that you won't be able to drive them away with sticks



hmm so I suppose if you ever happen into South Carolina, you will be safe from capture from your fans. Unless they don't mind the added "capturing a mantis" charge to the kidnapping and murder.
 

Peacrusher

Diabloii.Net Member
Hi guys!

Thought I'd pop in since I finally have a network connection once again at work.

MM I finally got a dose of Naruto this weekend. Didn't know if you were aware that Cartoon Network is now carrying it. Have to say that I liked it, a little bubble gum, but pretty good.

New Full Metals start next week I believe.

I'm having a crap time mfing on the game side.... Just ask NC... He's been uber generous in helping me.

Football team is 2-0 and have only allowed 1 touchdown scored on us this season.

Colts opened last night and were cruising for their first shut out in 143 games... that is until baltimore scored in the last 13 seconds....
At least they won and it looks as if they may have a decent defense this year.

A new announcement for those who didn't know... I'll be a papa for the first time come next March/April. So their'll be a Baby Pea crawling around before long.

That's about it for now.... I'll be checking in when I have time at work because I get so damn bored there......

Pea-ce
:thumbsup:
 

conansidekick

Diabloii.Net Member
i hate laws. especially that one in oklahoma or wherever that says you can't walk your pet elephant down the street without a leash. wtf?
 

Mad Mantis

D2/3 Necromancer & Witch Doctor Moderator
Peacrusher said:
MM I finally got a dose of Naruto this weekend. Didn't know if you were aware that Cartoon Network is now carrying it. Have to say that I liked it, a little bubble gum, but pretty good.
Yes, I knew a couple of months ago that it would air on American TV. I don’t have Cartoon Network and wasn’t planning on watching it. I haven't watched the dub yet and I must say that it doesn't appeal to me. There is just something about removing the voices that I am familiar with. Nor do I have the intention of buying the DVD's unless I know that I can watch the original Japanese version with subtitles and that it contains at least 10 episodes. I’m not going to pay for 3 episodes at a time especially since there are already 150 episodes out.




Peacrusher said:
A new announcement for those who didn't know... I'll be a papa for the first time come next March/April. So their'll be a Baby Pea crawling around before long.
Congratulations! :clap: Be sure to introduce the baby to the PC as soon as the baby is able to keep awake for more than 20 minutes.
 

Kyo

Diabloii.Net Member
Mad Mantis said:
Yes, I knew a couple of months ago that it would air on American TV. I don’t have Cartoon Network and wasn’t planning on watching it. I haven't watched the dub yet and I must say that it doesn't appeal to me. There is just something about removing the voices that I am familiar with. Nor do I have the intention of buying the DVD's unless I know that I can watch the original Japanese version with subtitles and that it contains at least 10 episodes. I’m not going to pay for 3 episodes at a time especially since there are already 150 episodes out.
Unfortunately i heard a sample of the dubbing of the Us show they are about to air and like you i am much more at home and comfortable with the japanese voices and the sub titles. I think they have made a total "dog's dinner" out of the dubbing as it sounds to me the actor/actress are really struggling to pronounce the japanese names. they are really going to struggle with Jitsu moves as well. It going to be really crap if they just shout a english equivlant move name instead :mad:

Pea- perhaps you can clarify because i only watched a min or 2 clip.

I just caught up with the latest in the series. Intresting side arcs here. Very long names and around 150+ episodes to catch up.
 

Necrochild313

Diabloii.Net Member
It's a roll of the dice whether or not I'm going to get a forum page or page cannot be displayed. I'm about to start taking bets.
 

Mad Mantis

D2/3 Necromancer & Witch Doctor Moderator
This suck monkey balls. I like browsing the forum, but this is no fun. And just when I found tons of stuff I still had to do. Now I can’t even unwind after a long days work.
 
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