[Off-Topic] The Graveyard: Eventually Everyone Ends Up Here.

[Necrochild313]

The research thing is like "oh crap this guy is really smart maybe if we give him dollars he will do some more good stuff" more stuff eg: curing disease, world peace, finding d2 keys, you know the usual

Like finding out about that australian guy who threw the damn midget 30 feet! My hero! :love:

 

[Dragonmaster]

Like finding out about that australian guy who threw the damn midget 30 feet! My hero! :love:

Right, like that. If I had some extra midgets I'd try for the record

 

[corax]

Like finding out about that australian guy who threw the damn midget 30 feet! My hero! :love:

you called?




@Dragonmaster: you still after that cd key aye? you can have mine if you want. i play exclusively offline

 

[Dragonmaster]

That was you corax? Wow I'm going to go into training right now for great midget throwing justice! I'm going on a diet of General Tso's Chicken and PBR, and a regular training schedule of throwing large midged-shaped objects! And having hall slip and slides, can't ever stop that.

Did anyone ever tell you the way to a man's heart is through his keys? <3 :lol:



Hmm one of these days I'm really going to go outside and hit one of these parties, I promise. The only one I've been to was this frat who was so desparate they followed my less than fratable self around telling me how awesome they were. I drank their whiskey and left. I need to learn more chords on the guitar though I think, at least one song that everyone knows, or barring everyone that all the ladies know.


Hey you know what's really cool about college? The fact that to hang out with your friends you just have to walk out the door. I am a bit disturbed by the appelation our hall has bestowed me though, "the Lurker". When I first was referred to as such, I mumbled something about the lurker lounge . It isn't lurking though, I promise. I have a penchant for pacing that they are simply mistaking for lurking. Oh well I own this hall. You guys should come partay

 

[Ash Housewares]

But I don't want to be nuked eternally for a decade. How 'bout just nuking me for a little while, then we can take a break, and then you can nuke for a few more minutes, then we'll call it a day and go have a beer.

Besides, where was your 20,000th post? God, I hope it wasn't in the Druid forum, or, worse yet, Statistics.

comm forum, something about the weather IIRC

 

[Mad Mantis]

I drank their whiskey and left.

F00l! You should have drank their beer supply as well. It is my First Rule when it comes to parties. It isn’t over until everything with alcohol that has a pleasant is consumed.

 

[Necrochild313]

I just learned about atlantic multidecadal oscillation, and how where I lived used to be underwater. In fact, the road on the way to my house that passes between the lake I live on and the lake next door used to be underwater, and the lakes connected, and how all this fun stuff is gonna happen again. Get me my flippers.

 

[Dragonmaster]

I drank a fair bit of their beer too, don't worry. I simply got so annoyed at their sales pitch that I grabbed the whiskey downed it and said omfg look at teh timezzz. pwnt.

 

[Mad Mantis]

I just learned about atlantic multidecadal oscillation, and how where I lived used to be underwater. In fact, the road on the way to my house that passes between the lake I live on and the lake next door used to be underwater, and the lakes connected, and how all this fun stuff is gonna happen again. Get me my flippers.

Told you guys you needed windmills. We've been using them since the middle ages to keep our country low and dry.

 

[Dragonmaster]

I like that gorillaz song about windmills, what's it called? feel good inc? corax check your pms <3


Omfg I'm never doing all my laundry at once again. I'm hungry

 

[conansidekick]

hey i like that song. feel good inc. got it on my ipod. nice bass in it though somewhat repetitive. i like the laughing.

but Rush is still the best.

 

[Dragonmaster]

Yeah repetitive, but good in a catchy sort of way. The video is odd

 

[Necrochild313]

Told you guys you needed windmills. We've been using them since the middle ages to keep our country low and dry.

I'm gonna go build one in my front yard, that's about the only place with dry ground right now.

I wonder if I can build it in such a way that it can harness hurricaine force winds instead of being destroyed by it. A pivot system of of some sort perhaps? It'd be quite a waste to build up a defense system against mother nature just to have the ***** blow it down.

 

[Dragonmaster]

Meh it's a sad sad early morning in my dorm. Our RA is a really cool guy, he's gotten us out of lots of crap, looked over a lot of crap, helped us out with a lot of crap, and generally been an all around really good person and fun dude to hang out with. He for some bizzare reason got ****faced in the dorm tonight though, and was doing what ****faced people tend to do (being loud and, well, drunk). I caught wind of it pretty late and tried to shut the party down (sent everyone to a room instead of the middle of the hall, tried to get him in bed), but it was a futile effort. A few good comrades of mine fought the good fight at my lead, but the other idiots in the hall were too loud and the RD caught wind. So good old Tom is probably a goner, but I did what I could.

This is why I don't stay sober at parties. I have an outdated sense of what's right so I always play responsible adult if I'm sober. And it's always a wasted effort. I got out of bed to try to save his ***, and all those morons he's helped out just kept making it worse. Oh well though what's done is done eh sirs?

I shan't give up breaking up parties (lol) or drinking too much or whatever is necessary in the name of Good, but he's to Tom may he find a way out of the creek he's in :drink:

One of these years someone's going to explain to me how the guy who tries when it's a waste of time isn't a moron. Until then I'll just keep being the moron.

 

[Mad Mantis]

I wonder if I can build it in such a way that it can harness hurricaine force winds instead of being destroyed by it. A pivot system of of some sort perhaps? It'd be quite a waste to build up a defense system against mother nature just to have the ***** blow it down.

You'd need to shorten the blades (we call them wieken I have no idea what you guys call them) on the windmill. So you'd have to have a variable blade system. You need to make sure the pole is strong enough and has an aerodynamic shape. Look for building that survived the hurricane.

This is why I don't stay sober at parties. I have an outdated sense of what's right so I always play responsible adult if I'm sober. And it's always a wasted effort. I got out of bed to try to save his ***, and all those morons he's helped out just kept making it worse. Oh well though what's done is done eh sirs?

That is why I always try to down as much alcohol as possible in as short a time as possible. I hate having to deal with other peoples problems. There are other reasons. Mostly people don't buy enough beer so I need to be sure I get enough. If there is enough beer I need to keep up my level of inebriation with the rest.

 

[cotton]

I am packing, for I am going on vacation tomorrow. My job has reached a slow point in its yearly cycle, so I'm taking 10 days to try to convert the rest of the world to my way of thinking.

MM, I'll be in your time zone, so I'm going to hold you responsible if I am late for anything, which would be difficult, as nothing is scheduled. The tenative plan for every day is to wake up, go do something cultural, eat, begin drinking, convince everyone that Americans are quirky but not so bad, eat again, drink more, convince everyone that Americans might be that bad after all, sleep. It will be tough, but I will do my best.

 

[Mad Mantis]

MM, I'll be in your time zone, so I'm going to hold you responsible if I am late for anything, which would be difficult, as nothing is scheduled. The tenative plan for every day is to wake up, go do something cultural, eat, begin drinking, convince everyone that Americans are quirky but not so bad, eat again, drink more, convince everyone that Americans might be that bad after all, sleep. It will be tough, but I will do my best.

Have fun. Things can be quite exciting in this time zone depending on where you are in the world.

 

[cotton]

Have fun. Things can be quite exciting in this time zone depending on where you are in the world.

Well, I'll be well south of the Netherlands in some country shaped like manly footwear. I have decided today that I shall do as the locals and go topless on the beach.

 

[Dragonmaster]

omg cottun j00 can visit teh mantus. MM in my state it is illegal to capture a preying mantis. Interesting law .

 

[corax]

Well, I'll be well south of the Netherlands in some country shaped like manly footwear. I have decided today that I shall do as the locals and go topless on the beach.

*shudders* so were going to hear about mass suicide in some country shaped like footwear on the six o' clock news



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