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Nukes lead to sweet hot monkey sex?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Sir EvilFreeSmeg, Oct 26, 2006.

  1. Sir EvilFreeSmeg

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    Nukes lead to sweet hot monkey sex?

    Kimmykins make little boom. S. Koreans respond with lots of boom boom.

    Does this mean Kias are goin to start coming with bigger back seats? :wink2:
     
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    The North Koreans seem grumpy. Must be because the South Koreans are getting all the nookie. :wink3:
     
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    Maybe they are just trying to reproduce an army.
     
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    Sales of rubbers are up so it's not for making babies. All this means is naive S. Korean girls are easily swayed by the classic line "You dont' want to die a virgin do you?"
     
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    They are South Korean Condoms, product quality might not be as high.

    Or better swayed by the line: "I don't want to die a virgin, care to help me out?"



     
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    Anybody want to go to S. Korea and "take one for the team"?
     
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    You are offended by my implying that Dondrei has viewed online necrobestiality, and yet you seem to have no problems with posting such a clearly racist thread title as this: Nukes lead to sweet hot monkey sex?
     
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    You're now just looking to be offended if you see racism in that. I suggest you go have a beer and get over youself.
     
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    You referred to Koreans as monkeys. That is racist.
     
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    ~shakes head~ I feel like I just got bukkaked by stupid. How do you get sweet hot monkey love to equal Koreans? I refer to sex as sweet hot monkey love regularly.

    Sounds to me like somebody needs a hug.
     
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    Thread title: Nukes lead to sweet hot monkey sex?

    Thread body: An article describing the rise of condom sales in South Korea since the North tested nuclear weapons.

    There is mention of nukes leading to a rise in South Korean sexual activity. There is no mention of monkeys, but the article is about South Koreans. Your title is a very staight forward, and pretty damn clear, racist statement, no matter how you try and claim otherwise.

    Incidentally, the second sentence in your comments (S. Koreans respond with lots of boom boom.) can also be interpreted as racist by virtue of cultural stereotype.
     
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    OK. I get it. You're just looking for a reason to be offended and I'm handy. I'll accept that. I'll also tell you that having sand in your vagina is a bad thing and you should go wash it out. Otherwise you might get even more irritated than you already are.
     
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    Sweet hot monkey sex is not referring to Koreans who are having hot sex, but rather as the type of Sex. Hot Monkey Sex is right up there wild drunken sex, and kinky swinger sex. Its all the same, monkey used as an adjective describing the action, not as a noun describing the people having it.

    As for boom boom, other things such as S. Koreans respond with lots of Whoopee and S. Koreans respond by buying lots of barry white and candles, not bad at all in my opinion.
     
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    *insert racist Asian penis-size joke here*
     
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    I can't believe they didn't edit that out.



     
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    Maybe they're going to use them to make water balloons to hurl at those dastardly northeners.

    Women who look like that always make me feel like a paedophile...

    The first one is cute though, kind of like a Korean version of Lindsay Lohan (not that I'm fond of her).

    And now I feel the sting of Smeg-plagiarism.

    My god, you aren't serious, are you?



     
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