Not quite English, not quite German, not quite funny either

[Freemason]

Not quite English, not quite German, not quite funny either

ACHTUNG!!! Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in das pockets. Relaxen und vatch das blinkenlights!!!

Erhalten Sie Ihre Höschen in einem Knoten, nicht stoße ich Spaß an meinem deutschen ancestory und meinem lausigen Verständnis von der deutschen Sprache. :cheesy:

 

[Jigga-Scrooge]

please stop making pointless things. unless there is a point to this madness.

 

[Jimmeh]

them freemasons buggered up his head

 

[Drosselmeier]

Don´t mess with the machine or you´ll get your fingers chopped off?

EDIT: Sit back and watch the blinking lights.

Damn... your german is even worse than mine Smeg.

 

[Kawaii]

That's great... I'm studying German, it was a good laugh for me...

 

[Freemason]

please stop making pointless things. unless there is a point to this madness.

A little madness now and then is relished by the wisest men. You should try it. Just remember that madness takes it toll and only accepts exact change. :flip: