New Build: Cupid

Patsy

Diabloii.Net Member
New Build: Cupid

Fellow Necromancers,

As part of my off-build creation service (partially to make up something fun for Mad Mantis), and in keeping in step with the recent ‘holiday’ of Valentine’s Day, something that chocolate, card-makers, and florists everywhere appreciate and applaud, I would like to offer up my latest creation, a Mojomancer variant...

Cupid

Idea concept:
Valentine’s Day is a holiday where one spends time with someone you care about and go about hugging them and kissing and all of that tripe. How would one convert such a lovey-dovey attitude towards necromancy?

Here’s what I propose (no, and I’m NOT marrying you!)..

20 Attract (Because like me, they like to be... CLOSE TO YOU) :embarrass

20 Confuse (When you’re love-struck, aren’t we all?) :teeth:
20 Iron Maiden (Love hurts, no?) :hanky:

20 Bone Spear (Ah, the arrow of Cupid!) :love:

20 Bone Wall/Prison - your choice (The bonds of love cannot be broken!)

The remainder points can be put into prerequisites. Hopefully, I didn’t overlook the expenditure of too many points; and this build really isn’t meant to be entirely viable.. it might be to an extent, but it’s more of ‘theme build’ than anything else.

Share and enjoy! Especially YOU, MM.

-Patsy
"Share and enjoy! Share and enjoy! Running through your life with a plastic boy or girl by your side..!"
 

Cerebron

Diabloii.Net Member
WOW

I'm dark and I like corpses.

I don't kiss but I curse.

I kill someone and cut off his head and put it into some brownish liquid in a bottle.

But I like your thread. It makes our world slightly brighter.
 

Mad Mantis

D2/3 Necromancer & Witch Doctor Moderator
Patsy said:
Share and enjoy! Especially YOU, MM.
I'll start mine as soon as I get home. This will make for some great role playing.

Bloodraven: Join my army of the dead!
Nec: Just shus and hug your Skellies. :love:
 

Beatboxer

Member
Hehe. I thought you were gonna use (sorry Mantis :embarrass ) weaken.

Love makes ya weak in the knees, like they say, you know.
 

Bonesman

Diabloii.Net Member
Cerebron said:
WOW

I'm dark and I like corpses.

I don't kiss but I curse.

I kill someone and cut off his head and put it into some brownish liquid in a bottle.

But I like your thread. It makes our world slightly brighter.
Dude, you need a girlfriend. Real Bad.
 

lextalionis

Diabloii.Net Member
Beatboxer said:
Hehe. I thought you were gonna use (sorry Mantis :embarrass ) weaken.

Love makes ya weak in the knees, like they say, you know.
Beat,

That was really good.

Great build. I love the poetry of it.
 

Mad Mantis

D2/3 Necromancer & Witch Doctor Moderator
It is not about a strong and survivable Necro. It is about the idea behind the build. Just like with the Matador. These builds were designed to have fun.
 

lextalionis

Diabloii.Net Member
Mad Mantis said:
It is not about a strong and survivable Necro. It is about the idea behind the build. Just like with the Matador. These builds were designed to have fun.
I have to agree the concept is more important than anything else. I'll second the weak in the knees arguement again.

Mantis, what is a matador?
 

lextalionis

Diabloii.Net Member
Mad Mantis said:
Matador = Maxed BA and IM. Use a large sword. Dress in red.
M&M,

I actually laughed when I read that. There should be a section for strategy guides that are worthless, but funny.
 

Mad Mantis

D2/3 Necromancer & Witch Doctor Moderator
Patsy is responsible for those builds. I don't know if he worked out the Spanish Inquisitor or not, but that was another of my favourites.
 

lextalionis

Diabloii.Net Member
Mad Mantis said:
Patsy is responsible for those builds. I don't know if he worked out the Spanish Inquisitor or not, but that was another of my favourites.
M&M,

I'm almost afraid to ask. What is a Spanish Inquisitor?

I almost thought the Matador would use Taunt and be a necro. But I think its funnier that he just gets hit.
 

Necrochild313

Diabloii.Net Member
Mad Mantis said:
Are you suggesting that you are normal, Necrochild?
Are you suggesting that I am not?

*smacks you with yardstick*

It is perfectly normal for a necromancer to walk around in public hitting things with his yardstick, is it not?

*smacks you again*
 

Mad Mantis

D2/3 Necromancer & Witch Doctor Moderator
Don't make me kick you in the shin. :grrr:

Let's be careful with the OT. We don't want DK to come back from holiday and smack us with The Hammer, do we?
 
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