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New Book Out: Bush Eats Babies

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  1. PlagueBearer

    PlagueBearer Diabloii.Net Member

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    New Book Out: Bush Eats Babies

    Written by a former White House insider, this tell-all memoir details how George W. Bush kills, prepares, and consumes human babies.

    Seriously though, how many former Bush pals are going to write books about how awful he is in real life? Is this some larger plot to damage the Neo-Con power structure, or just a bunch of Extreme Capitalists who smell a chance to make a buck?
     
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    The other sad part is that these things might actually sell copies:lipsrsealed:
     
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    I heard bush sponsored the haulocaust, and kennedys assassination
     
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    How about option 3, some people can't stand to hold to the party line any more and feel the need to cleanse their souls? Wait, that doesn't put them in a bad light, so that can't be it.
     
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    I heard that after Bush shot JFK, he told Johnson and McNamara how important it was to get involved in Vietnam.
     
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    Babies are best with fava beans, and a light Chianti. Roasted over fire built of oak adds to their flavoring, giving them a slightly oaky taste with an bouquet that reminds me of springtime in the forest.
     
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    I can honestly say, "springtime in the forest" might be the last thing I'd expect a roast baby to smell like.
     
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    Extreme Capitalists care about money? when did this happen!?


    They are probably faltering to the beliefs of the administration because, the administration may be doing long term damage to the party, so they are trying to distance themselves from the mean baby eating man in a attempt to save their very livelihood.

    ...I watch too much CNN

    you forgot to mention that you need to shave off any hair they may have grown before you stick them on the spit, or else the "bouquet" will be ruined.

    He saved it of course!

    seriously though as nice as that was i was more drawn to the Tucker Carlson Calls Canadians Retarded clip on the related list.
     
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    ... wow.. Just wow. I don't know what to say. Must be that retarded thing kicking in, eh? The cold weather's really slowing... mee.... down.....
     
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    LOL, strawmanning is fun.
     

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