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Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Anakha1, Mar 19, 2004.

  1. Anakha1

    Anakha1 Banned

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    Near miss

    http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/space/03/18/asteroid.ap/index.html

    Psh... stupid scientists... what do they know? We're doomed! DOOOOMMMMEEEDDDD!!!!

    So what will you do with your last week alive?
     
  2. Xenon[XoA]

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    Wouldn't it be a near-hit (as George Carlin pointed out)?
    It missed. It nearly-hit. If it hit us, wouldn't it've nearly (almost) missed us?

    I'll probably waste my week in the same fashion that I have been since last ...well... since I got 0w7 0l841d.
     
  3. Anakha1

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    *beats Xenon with a Greek pig for mentioning the game that shall not be mentioned*

    Thou shalt not argue semantics with me!
     
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    Oh dear... I guess someone on ebay is already selling ticket's to mars or at least the moon. I wouldn't mind the trip but I'm not going to take my chances in a spaceship. Better to rearrange my schedule so that I wont feel a thing if the lump happens to be tougher than it looks.
    *imagines a asteroid of rock coating and diamond core*
    better make it 4 racks(4X24X0.33l) of beer just to be on the safe side.
    *starts off for the bank for a end-of-the-world loan*
     
  5. Anakha1

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    Whoops... it appears this is old news and the asteroid flew by last night. BAH! No end of the world! You win this time, Scientists! *shakes fist at the scientists*

    Seems like we're noticing all the asteroids that are flying by us closely more often now so the question still stands.
     
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    Darn, end of the world came and I was here studying J2EE. Not fair . . .
     
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    :teeth: well if it should come that far, i think i will spend my last week camping in the woods :lol: why? dont ask me, i just feel like it ATM :)
     
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    I will spend my last week sitting here reading what all of you plan to do on your last week.
     
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    Digging a really big hole!

    Gonna have a makeshift bomb shelter! Hmmm...better invite a lady just in case everyone else gets wiped out, you know the whole 2 last people must repopulate the world thing :wink2: :wink2: :wink2:
     
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    See I don't get that. Wouldn't it force your kids to be incestful?

    Now I don't want to pull up debates on the Bible but if someone knowledgeable on the subject please explain the following?
    God creates Adam and Eve right? Eve has 2 sons. Where did all the other people come from?
     
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    I'll probably continue going to work, posting on the forums and passing gas. It's worked for me so far.
     
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    ever heard of "my mom is my grandma".. or have you not yet been to the southern U.S?

    -Lost
     
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    I think the key word there is "noticing." I bet these suckers have been flying close by us for a very long time, its just now we have the technology to notice them.
     
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    Adam and Eve had MANY MANY more childern.
     
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    If I recall correctly, we are being hit by many particles from space but they all disintergrate when entering our atmosphere. And they blame us for destroying the ozone?
     
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    Or it could be the Canadians....they are awfully close to the Earth's poles, I wonder what those sneaky cannucks are concocting up there? Pure evil im sure. :spy:
     
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    *bribes Toader with really good Canadian beer*

    Now go have fun and let us never speak of such things again. :innocent:
     
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