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My Teacher Said that i was going to be a mass murderer when i grow up!

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  1. Bloodedmayhem

    Bloodedmayhem IncGamers Member

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    My Teacher Said that i was going to be a mass murderer when i grow up!

    Right..

    I was in maths just before christmas and we had a sub(Mr Gretch). In my class we only have 3/23 pupils who actually want to do work/Pass the course(Including me). I was working like normal and the sub runs in late shouting "Sorry im late kids!" and everyone(Bar us three) started throwing things, messing around etc. So nearing half-way through the lesson the teacher made his way to my table -"The mosher table as the dim minded kids call it"- and started talking to us. -
    "What you guys doing?"
    "Working..."
    That kind of chit-chat for about 5mins and then some little kid(11-12years old) threw an apple at a window and everyone started laughing and doing what they do and the teacher turns to me and goes -
    "Im so glad i like children as if i didnt i would kill them all" and i started laughing knowing that he was only kidding(I hope) and i turned around and said -
    "Ye, tempted to go out there and kill those kids now" AS A JOKE and the teacher just smilled and continued looking at the little kids(Not doing anything i might add).
    The about 10mins before the end the teacher makes his way over to my table again and the goes down on one knee(I was sitting down, im 6.3, im not short:grin:) and wispers into my ear -
    "Liamm, from what you said earlier i think when your older, your gunna be a mass murderer." And the thing is, he didnt smile or laugh or anything. He just got up and walked away. Me and the other two girl were like...urm...ok :shocked:

    What the hell!?

    BK,
     
  2. AeroJonesy

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    Re: My Teacher Said that i was going to be a mass murderer when i grow up!

    Someone from the UK not getting dry humor? Or is it strictly an English thing?
     
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    Re: My Teacher Said that i was going to be a mass murderer when i grow up!

    Wow you so totally are going to be one too.
     
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    Re: My Teacher Said that i was going to be a mass murderer when i grow up!

    No, its in the tea.

    Hmm may i start with yourself? :grin:


     
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    Re: My Teacher Said that i was going to be a mass murderer when i grow up!

    Maybe she meant you'd be mass murdered.

    Thank jeebus for your very very protective government. I'm sure it won't happen.
     
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    Re: My Teacher Said that i was going to be a mass murderer when i grow up!

    See ?


     
  7. Bloodedmayhem

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    Re: My Teacher Said that i was going to be a mass murderer when i grow up!

    Ha, so now i have to worry about a pysco teacher...all i need :grin:

    no no no, what i ment was....would you like a cup of BK's Tea? You wont want to drink anything eles ever again :smiley:


     
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    Re: My Teacher Said that i was going to be a mass murderer when i grow up!

    Well I didn't wanna be the first one to tell you but... yeah.
     
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    Re: My Teacher Said that i was going to be a mass murderer when i grow up!

    I would have guessed serial.
     
  10. Sokar Rostau

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    Re: My Teacher Said that i was going to be a mass murderer when i grow up!

    The smart ones become serial killers, it's the stupid ones that become mass murderers. Maybe you should have said that to the teacher?

    WTF are you doing in a class with 11 year olds?

    All jokes aside, that's a pretty bad thing for a teacher to say to a student, even if he was joking.
     
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    Re: My Teacher Said that i was going to be a mass murderer when i grow up!

    More like cereal.
     
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    Re: My Teacher Said that i was going to be a mass murderer when i grow up!

    I was wondering that myself, especially since he said he was 6'3.


     
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    Re: My Teacher Said that i was going to be a mass murderer when i grow up!

    And 16 according to his other thread.



     
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    Re: My Teacher Said that i was going to be a mass murderer when i grow up!

    And I thought I was tall for my age.


     
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    Re: My Teacher Said that i was going to be a mass murderer when i grow up!

    The kid who threw the apple was probably *outside* the class room.
     
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    Re: My Teacher Said that i was going to be a mass murderer when i grow up!

    I'm surprised the window didn't shatter.
     
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    Re: My Teacher Said that i was going to be a mass murderer when i grow up!

    Tell him you're maturing early.
     
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    Re: My Teacher Said that i was going to be a mass murderer when i grow up!

    No, the kids out side the class were 11 xD
    Jesus i would be a HUGE kid if i was 11 and my height lol!

    Yep :)


     
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    Re: My Teacher Said that i was going to be a mass murderer when i grow up!

    theres nothing wrong with a mass murderer BM
    :wink3:
     
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    Re: My Teacher Said that i was going to be a mass murderer when i grow up!

    You allready are a mass murderer BK! Just look at yourself in those UT games! :wink2:
     

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