My potion gnome.
I have a most peculiar problem. It is really only a minor annoyance, but it puzzles me most severely.
My copy of the Atma single player muling application is infested by a potion gnome.
It is related car-key gnomes, sock goblins and all the other gnomes and gremlins whose only joy in this life seems to be displacing your belongings in various comical fashions.
My specific gnome displaces potions. He or she is very predictable. (s)he always strikes at the belts of my characters like the larcenous Lord De Seis used to do in the days of old betwixt slaying foolhardy barbarians with his Iron Maiden curse. This gnome does, however, not do away with said potions but instead s(he) just displaces them to one of my many Atma stashes where I will find them again. Often by sheer coincidence after the potions had long since been replaced.
I am most terribly mystified as you can guess.