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iamscottbowdown

Diabloii.Net Member
My Friends

Its me, havent posted here for a bit as I have been in the WoW.net forums

Well, things have happend (look at my avatar) and I just wanted you guys to know.

*steals Suggestivename's underpants*
*steals Aragorn_Ellessar's underpants*
*steals Usufruct's underpants*

Sorry my old friends...

*runs of giggling like a schoolgirl*
 

Dredd

D3 Off Topic Moderator
... :grrr:


... :confused:


... :D



*Kills iamscottbowdown in the face*

Sorry SN, I know that's your job but this psycho had to be taken off the streets immediately. :lol:
 

SuggestiveName

Diabloii.Net Member
Dredd said:
*Kills iamscottbowdown in the face*

Sorry SN, I know that's your job but this psycho had to be taken off the streets immediately. :lol:
Agreed. Good work Lt. Dredd (or is that Judge Dredd?)

But the joke's on you scott! I'm NOT WEARING ANY UNDERPANTS!!!!

Mwahahahah!!!!
 

Dredd

D3 Off Topic Moderator
I guess I can settle for Judge Dredd since everybody seems to think that's where I got the name from. Besides, I just condemed the Maphack thread to death so it fits. :D

I am the LAW!
 

iamscottbowdown

Diabloii.Net Member
SuggestiveName said:
Agreed. Good work Lt. Dredd (or is that Judge Dredd?)

But the joke's on you scott! I'm NOT WEARING ANY UNDERPANTS!!!!

Mwahahahah!!!!
Ya shouldn't have said anything
*attaches to SuggestiveName's leg and begins humping spree*
 

Dredd

D3 Off Topic Moderator
iamscottbowdown said:
Ya shouldn't have said anything
*attaches to SuggestiveName's leg and begins humping spree*
ROFL! Scott, how many times to I have to friggin' tell ya that paint thinner is not for drinking! :teeth:
 

iamscottbowdown

Diabloii.Net Member
Dredd said:
ROFL! Scott, how many times to I have to friggin' tell ya that paint thinner is not for drinking! :teeth:
Kikikik. I believe its a bit worse than paint thinner. Someone who visits the WoW.net forums should be able to tell you what happend to me.
*Bows deeply, hitting head on the floor*
*Slips on ice and falls backwards*
*Stands and Steals Dredd's gold trophy*
*runs off*
 

Gorny

Banned
iamscottbowdown said:
Soo.. got Dredd and Suggestivename...now where is Aragorn and Usufruct.



*Turns stealth camo off*

*looks at Mark VI Clam Flare Rockets given by Yavanna*

Proton Clam-pedos!

*Evil grin*

*Locks and Loads*

*All hell breaks loose!*

*launches a half dozen rounds at Iamscottbowdown *
*Decides to start shooting at xXxDragonxXx1123 for the hell of it*

The Clamnet funding bill is passed.

*Opens a factory for the mass production on the Claminator MV- 800 series model. {A cyborg with a Living tissue armed with the latest in Clam weapon technology}

*Starts producing Clam 1000 units as well*

*Produces some prototype Oyster X4's in the 100 megawatt range*

* The first Claminator MV-800 unit comes off the assembly line and is armed with an Oyster X4 and a Mark V Clampedo launcher*
*Sends out several Hunter-Clammers*

*Sends The Claminators after every Gonome in existance!!!!*


*Once again unleashes The Light of The Valar !*

*Draws The Narsil And cries out "Elendil" !*

*Charges and attacks Iamscottbowdon*

Problem solved!


 

frederikdnd2

Diabloii.Net Member
I got the slight feeling that even aragorn had a little of that paint thinner

*looks at the black bottle*
*laughs*
*hides the bottle as soon as usufruct is getting close...*
 

xXxDraGoNxXx1123

Diabloii.Net Member
*the gnome elder stands up proudly... albeit 3 foot in the air*

Yes indeed. The corruption of the members of the WoW.net forums are complete. I have moved to snatching up members of the Diablo community.

Ph34r me AnD My StaTurEzzz!!!!11111
 

Usufruct

Diabloii.Net Member
Ahem, ahem... I believe this is one of those occasions that deserves a poem.

I see london
I see france
give me back my underpants
If you don't
I'll kill you in the face
and spread your underpants
all over the place!
 

iamscottbowdown

Diabloii.Net Member
I see Usu, hes soo tall
He is cuter than them all
A poem for me? Thats too sweet
I shall give you a special treat
thats a lie, but dont mind me
*yoink* your undies and now I flee!

Hey Dragon, we should get Nemesis to start threads on this forum...muhahaha muahahaha MUAHAHAHA HAHAHAHHAHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA!!
*Forgets to breath, and promply passes out.
 

Gorny

Banned
:surprise: Gets a golf club and whacks The pointed hat off of Scottie the gnomes head.

Tosses a spiked bowling ball after the fleeing gnome. :rant:
 

SuggestiveName

Diabloii.Net Member
This whole underwear stealing thing is way too homoerotic for me. I'm gonna go back to what I was doing before. (Taking showers with my jock buddies.)
 

xXxDraGoNxXx1123

Diabloii.Net Member
SuggestiveName said:
This whole underwear stealing thing is way too homoerotic for me. I'm gonna go back to what I was doing before. (Taking showers with my jock buddies.)
*joins SuggestiveName in the shower*

Hey! You're right.

*strips off his clothing*

This is indeed a much better thing for two straight males to do. So... uh... What are you doing later? :lol:
 

iamscottbowdown

Diabloii.Net Member
I just noticed something. Everyone that posted here and has a yellow name: all act a bit Gnomish. C'mon guys, you need to stop denying the truth: admit you are at least somewhat gnomosexual. Thats all I ask: admit that you are just a little bit gnomosexual and I shall be happy.

Lets see

Aragorn: How can you come up with a post that is 1/4 of the thread long using a wildly made up story and not be a bit gnomish?

Usufruct: Cmon man, the poem screams "im gnomosexual!!!11!one!1"

SuggestiveName:
SuggestiveName said:
This whole underwear stealing thing is way too homoerotic for me. I'm gonna go back to what I was doing before. (Taking showers with my jock buddies.)
Well, I don't think I even have to say anything. You are one at heart as well.


*Bows, as he is applauded by everyone(or at least he thinks 'hears' applauding)*

*Grabs Aragorn's leg in an unbreakable deathold*
Now you silly clammity clammy clam-things cant do anything!
 

Gorny

Banned
iamscottbowdown said:
I just noticed something. Everyone that posted here and has a yellow name: all act a bit Gnomish. C'mon guys, you need to stop denying the truth: admit you are at least somewhat gnomosexual. Thats all I ask: admit that you are just a little bit gnomosexual and I shall be happy.

Lets see

Aragorn: How can you come up with a post that is 1/4 of the thread long using a wildly made up story and not be a bit gnomish?

I actually made that up in another thread in the OT Forum thread " Thread necromancy project", read it you will understand the whole clam issue ( Yavanna is the creator of the very much feared clams.

*Grabs Aragorn's leg in an unbreakable deathold*
Now you silly clammity clammy clam-things cant do anything!
*Draws Elven dagger*
*Bashes silly gnome over the head, knocking him out*


*Summons The Thing once again*

*feeds unconsious gnome to Thing*

*Sends The Thing into the Garden Gnome Guild Forum to cause chaos and mayhem*

*laughs at silly gnomes*

 

RTB

Diabloii.Net Member
The only thing that's missing in this thread is a truckload of vegetables.:uhhuh:

I don't think I have to tell you to duck... it's much better if they hit...

Computer Voice: All targets are locked and the Veggie Gun is ready. Fire?

Yes, fire as much veggies as possible...:flip:



I hope this turns into a food fight, the spirit of the SPF shall be felt everywhere!
 
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