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Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by superman22, Feb 19, 2004.

  1. superman22

    superman22 IncGamers Member

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    my day

    well i started off the day strectching my back, legs, and arm
    i put on some freshly ironed clothes, undies, and my suspenders

    i open the fridge, take out a large fresh salmon, open/close my door and walk out.

    my cable has been having problems, so i drive over to the isp main room.
    on the way there, i see this motorist smoking weed.
    so i take out my salmon, and give him a good slap.
    he says sorry, bows, and rides away

    i feel happy. ecstatic even

    when i get to the isp main room, i smack the guya round to give me ALL the bandwidth.

    after about 2 or 3 slaps across the face, he agrees

    i go to the market and buy a fresh tuna fish

    i go to my ex gf house and whop her with 5-6 strikes... start to walk off.. go back, gives her 20 more whops with the tuna, and drives home.

    my pc lags during cs, so i give the pc a whop.
    it breaks.
    i curse.
    i sleep

    all in a day.
     
  2. faultless wonderboy

    faultless wonderboy IncGamers Member

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    My dog farted 10 minutes ago and the smell is still scorching my nose...
     
  3. Jigga-Scrooge

    Jigga-Scrooge IncGamers Member

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    i watched army of darkness with chiefjb. id say our lives are now complete.
     
  4. Smelly

    Smelly IncGamers Member

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    Why? Did you two make out afterwards? :grrr:
     

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