my day well i started off the day strectching my back, legs, and arm i put on some freshly ironed clothes, undies, and my suspenders i open the fridge, take out a large fresh salmon, open/close my door and walk out. my cable has been having problems, so i drive over to the isp main room. on the way there, i see this motorist smoking weed. so i take out my salmon, and give him a good slap. he says sorry, bows, and rides away i feel happy. ecstatic even when i get to the isp main room, i smack the guya round to give me ALL the bandwidth. after about 2 or 3 slaps across the face, he agrees i go to the market and buy a fresh tuna fish i go to my ex gf house and whop her with 5-6 strikes... start to walk off.. go back, gives her 20 more whops with the tuna, and drives home. my pc lags during cs, so i give the pc a whop. it breaks. i curse. i sleep all in a day.