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Mr. Miyagi versus Rocky.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Steve_Kow, Apr 7, 2005.

  1. Steve_Kow

    Steve_Kow Banned

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    Mr. Miyagi versus Rocky.

    Who would win in a bare knuckle brawl between Mr. Miyagi (circa Karate Kid I) and Rocky (circa Rocky IV).

    The characters, not the actors.
     
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    You know, in this matchup, I would have to put my money on Rocky. I mean, the man is like a piece of iron! He could take anything Miyagi had. And, let's be honest here, Miyagi is a good teacher, but he never really kicks ass. I mean, he looks dumb when he chases off Johnny and his skeleton gang.

    Rocky for teh win!!!11
     
  3. Ash Housewares

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    I just want to hear the trash talk before the fight
     
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    Miyagi. haven't you see enough movies, the venerable old master ALWAYS beats the brash young upstarts. even when he is a blind man trying not to spill his coffee
     
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    Cmon man! This is Miyagi. He never kicks ass in the whole series. Rocly is NOT a brash young upstart by Rocky IV, he is a proven warrior. HE FRICKIN KNOCKED OUT MR T! HE MADE MINCEMEAT OF DRAGO!
     
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    I'd say Miyagi. Although he hasn't kicked anyone's arse in any of the movies, he's an old master. Besides, a true master never shows his skill unless it's absolutely necessary.

    A hamburger eating contest between the two would be much more amusing. :D
     
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    hmm? what? besides ten mehfekciz with crowbars outside a gas station!

    miyagi. hands down.


    where's the pole?
     
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    "Hey..like yo. You come down here with all these...talkings, and say like..you want to throw hand with me...that what tis is about?"

    Freakin' Rocky fo the win...I mean hes even got music playing when he fights! DING DING DING DING, DING DING DING DING.
     
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    Mr. M, by a long shot. Come on...the dude doesn't even have to kick butt. All he has to do is stand there and duck a bit while ninjas and goons go flying past him, crashing into walls and stuff. Dust his hands off, give them that disdainful Daniel-san look that withers them on the spot, and that's it.

    Unless...Rocky can somehow hold off for one hour and forty minutes. That's when he always makes his insane comebacks. Then Mr. M is toast.
     
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    This is a no brainer. Mr. Miyagi of course. "Wax-on Wax-off" or "WOWO" is the most powerful fighting style in the history of man.

    The guy can catch flies with his chopsticks for Pete's sake. Sheer speed alone and focus will make Mr. M win any brawl with the Rocky dude. I bet Mr. M can beat Rocky with just one chopstick.
     
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    I believe that Mr. Miyagi never successfully caught a fly with chopsticks. That was Danielsan.
     
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    Rocky is one of the most piss-poor boxers in theatrical history and you want to talk about who would win in an actual all-out fight? Rocky would have his hands full with one of the guys from Jackass.

    Mr M.: Rocky? Yeah right, who's the only one here who knows illegal ninja moves from the government?
     
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    you haven't seen Hamster Style
     
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    Bruce Lee or a Gorilla?
     
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    I can't believe how racist this thread is. :mad:

    Not all Asian people are better than Italian people. Sheesh, come on guys.
     
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    Arnold versus Rambo: somehow just not as interesting

    It all depends on the location. In an enclosed space, I'd bet on Rocky. In a ring or other open venue, I'd bet on Miyagi.
     
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    I thought we had resolved that Kirk pwnz all
     
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    We have, but I just thought this thread would probably turn out the same way as the Gorilla and Lee thread.
     
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    Mr. M for the win.

    All he needs to do is jab a few fingers (no it's not going to be rude you filthy minded perv!) into the pressure points on Rocky and he's down like 200lbs of jellied eel!

    KnightFall
     
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    Mr M can chop 3 beer bottle's top off without the bottle falling over.

    Rocky can punch the carcass of a dead cow in a freezer.

    Mr M can refurbish classic cars.

    Rocky can drink raw eggs and catch chicken.


    It's a draw.
     

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