LunarSolaris
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More depressing nuggets of wisdom to ruin your day
From the book "You are Worthless" by Dr. Oswald T. Pratt
With regard to your friends...
A true friend is a gift from God. Since God doesn't exist, guess what? Neither do true friends.
Be sure never to tell your friends that you love them. This is awkward and best avoided.
If you do have any friends, most likely they just don't know you well enough yet. Once they get to know you and figure out how much of a basket case you are, they'll be gone like a shot.
So... there you go... enjoy your day and go forth with a smile...
From the book "You are Worthless" by Dr. Oswald T. Pratt
With regard to your friends...
A true friend is a gift from God. Since God doesn't exist, guess what? Neither do true friends.
Be sure never to tell your friends that you love them. This is awkward and best avoided.
If you do have any friends, most likely they just don't know you well enough yet. Once they get to know you and figure out how much of a basket case you are, they'll be gone like a shot.
So... there you go... enjoy your day and go forth with a smile...