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More depressing nuggets of wisdom to ruin your day

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by LunarSolaris, Mar 2, 2004.

  1. LunarSolaris

    LunarSolaris IncGamers Member

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    More depressing nuggets of wisdom to ruin your day

    From the book "You are Worthless" by Dr. Oswald T. Pratt

    With regard to your friends...

    A true friend is a gift from God. Since God doesn't exist, guess what? Neither do true friends.



    Be sure never to tell your friends that you love them. This is awkward and best avoided.



    If you do have any friends, most likely they just don't know you well enough yet. Once they get to know you and figure out how much of a basket case you are, they'll be gone like a shot.





    So... there you go... enjoy your day and go forth with a smile... ;)
     
  2. Canadia142

    Canadia142 Banned

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    This makes me depressed
    *slits wrists*
     
  3. Ezcabe

    Ezcabe IncGamers Member

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    I have true friends, if you don't I feel sorry for you. My friends would die for me if they had to.

    I always tell my friends I love them, I show it too. No awkwardness there.

    All my friends know me very well, and yet they stick by me. These 'nuggets of wisdom' aren't very helpful or insightful.
     
  4. th5418

    th5418 Banned

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    ...........Man Ezcabe, learn some humor. This comming from a book that says "You are worthless" meaning its supose to make you [email protected]
     
  5. Choogy

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    Man...i need some more nuggets...this man is a GENIOUS!!!!
    I mean, we need those Democrats to speak up...





    j/k
     
  6. Crazy Runner Guy

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    That they do.

    crg
     
  7. Wuhan_Clan

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    What better way to show your friendship then to give them a copy of this book?
     
  8. Anakha1

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    *listens to the sound of the humour flying right over Eczabe's head*

    :rolleyes:
     
  9. Anyee

    Anyee IncGamers Member

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    *watches humor smack into the wall behind Eczabe*
    *scrapes humor off of wall and feeds to Anakh'arub (lvl 3 Spider King)*
     
  10. Canadia142

    Canadia142 Banned

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    To say something positive for ezcabe, if he didn't read lunar's first post about this subject he wouldn't know that this is humor.
     
  11. Anakha1

    Anakha1 Banned

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    *grows even stronger*

    Now bring me a tasty baby to eat! *smacks lips*
     
  12. Satrina

    Satrina IncGamers Member

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    Aww, such a little ray of Sunshine you are Lunar ;)

    Next time change the bloody font colour though ya Booger! *ButtKickers* ;)
     
  13. My_Immortal6

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    *Runs from the *buttkickers*. *
     

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