More depressing nuggets of wisdom to ruin your day

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LunarSolaris

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More depressing nuggets of wisdom to ruin your day

From the book "You are Worthless" by Dr. Oswald T. Pratt

With regard to your friends...

A true friend is a gift from God. Since God doesn't exist, guess what? Neither do true friends.



Be sure never to tell your friends that you love them. This is awkward and best avoided.



If you do have any friends, most likely they just don't know you well enough yet. Once they get to know you and figure out how much of a basket case you are, they'll be gone like a shot.




So... there you go... enjoy your day and go forth with a smile... ;)
 
Ezcabe

Ezcabe

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LunarSolaris said:
From the book "You are Worthless" by Dr. Oswald T. Pratt

With regard to your friends...

A true friend is a gift from God. Since God doesn't exist, guess what? Neither do true friends.



Be sure never to tell your friends that you love them. This is awkward and best avoided.



If you do have any friends, most likely they just don't know you well enough yet. Once they get to know you and figure out how much of a basket case you are, they'll be gone like a shot.
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I have true friends, if you don't I feel sorry for you. My friends would die for me if they had to.

I always tell my friends I love them, I show it too. No awkwardness there.

All my friends know me very well, and yet they stick by me. These 'nuggets of wisdom' aren't very helpful or insightful.
 
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Choogy

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Man...i need some more nuggets...this man is a GENIOUS!!!!
I mean, we need those Democrats to speak up...





j/k
 
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Anyee

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Anakha1 said:
*listens to the sound of the humour flying right over Eczabe's head*

:rolleyes:
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*watches humor smack into the wall behind Eczabe*
*scrapes humor off of wall and feeds to Anakh'arub (lvl 3 Spider King)*
 
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Canadia142

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To say something positive for ezcabe, if he didn't read lunar's first post about this subject he wouldn't know that this is humor.
 
Anakha1

Anakha1

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Anyee said:
*watches humor smack into the wall behind Eczabe*
*scrapes humor off of wall and feeds to Anakh'arub (lvl 3 Spider King)*
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*grows even stronger*

Now bring me a tasty baby to eat! *smacks lips*
 
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Satrina

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Aww, such a little ray of Sunshine you are Lunar ;)

Next time change the bloody font colour though ya Booger! *ButtKickers* ;)
 
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