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Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by polarman, Apr 6, 2004.

  1. polarman

    polarman Banned

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    mind boggler

    Mike Peters was surprised to see his window slide open and was positively shocked when he saw two strangers climb inside. What transpired next could only be described as a despicable act of thievery. Mike watched with rapt fascination as the two thieves systematically began to remove the priceless Persian carpets, artwork, and jewelry. Having stripped the room, the thieves climbed back out the window. Incredibly, Mike went back to what he had been doing before the thieves arrived and soon he'd forgotten about the entire incident. Why wouldn't Mike, who was in perfect health, have tried to stop the thieves or at the very least call the police after they had left?
     
  2. Jigga-Scrooge

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    he was drunk or high on something and thought it was awesome.
     
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    A few possibilities:

    They were movers.
    It wasn't mike house.
    Mike was also a theif.
    Mike himself was doing something illegal.

    EDIT: Or Mike is a cat. Lacking opposable thumbs he coud not call the cops.
     
  4. polarman

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    it was mikes house, they were definately theives,mikes was with within the bounds of the law,mike has thumbs and he is human! btw mike doesn't drink on weekdays or ever smokes any illegal substances.
     
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    Okay, thanks for playing!

    Mike is the family pet.
     
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    Jigga-Scrooge IncGamers Member

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    he was taking a dump, and you all know how important that is. cant call the cops just because people are stealing stuff from you when you are on the pot.
     
  7. polarman

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    mike had a dump 2 hours earlier
     
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    The thieves only took his ex wife's stuff.
     
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    Getting robbed...all the cool people are doing it.
     
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    Erm, he's a baby?
     
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    BINGO!(darn hoped that would last longer)
     
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    Picture a bridge four kilometers long and strong enough to hold ten thousand kilograms, but no more. A loaded transport truck weighing exactly ten thousand kilograms drives onto the bridge. At the halfway point, a sparrow weighing 30 grams lands on the truck, yet the bridge doesn't collapse. How could this be?
     
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    Truck was slightly lighter due to burning of petrol?
     
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    30 grams of fuel was burned to get to that point. Make em harder!

    Edit: Oops. beat me to it.
     
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    The driver was drunk or high on something and thought it was awesome.
     
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    The driver got annoyed and threw his annoying wife over the bridge before the half way point?
     

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