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Microsoft battles Sony with sexy pillows

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by DurfBarian, Mar 18, 2004.

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  1. DurfBarian

    DurfBarian IncGamers Member

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    Microsoft battles Sony with sexy pillows

    So the Xbox has only sold about 500,000 units in Japan in two years. And only two games have sold more than 100,000 copies here. But it looks like MS has finally figured out a way to take the Japanese gaming market by storm . . . huggable pillows with bikini-clad girls on them for greasy-haired gamers to cuddle after a hard day on the console! Now you're playing with power.

    http://www.wired.com/news/games/0,2101,62176,00.html

    In related news, Sony executives have canceled all development of the PS3 and are leaping to their deaths from the company's headquarters. "It's no use," said one. "What can we do against Bill Gates and his nefarious dakimakura schemes?" Then he crashed through a boardroom window and plummeted shrieking to the ground below.
     
  2. Anakha1

    Anakha1 Banned

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    *refers thread to signature*

    That is all.
     
  3. Canadia142

    Canadia142 Banned

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    I'm gonna have to go and agree with anakha on this one.......

    what are they gonna come up with next? DOA blow up dolls?


    EDIT: th you stole my line damnit!
     
  4. th5418

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    Bill Gates sure is getting lower and lower.

    Eventually theyre gonna start making blow up dolls from DoA Volleyball. - props
     
  5. DurfBarian

    DurfBarian IncGamers Member

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    Added a poll! Come back you speedy posters! Get back in here and vote!!!
     
  6. Akira

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    Gah! Do not click the google ??? link provided in the article.
     
  7. DurfBarian

    DurfBarian IncGamers Member

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    * closes Google window *

    Uh, yeah, don't . . .
     
  8. {KOW}Spazed

    {KOW}Spazed Banned

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    Mothra has then one covered. . . or MM will install Linux on all the pillows confusing all the non Linuxy people in Japan. . .unless of course installing Linux would mean leaving his cave.
     
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    Sergeant IncGamers Member

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    *Spreads the ashes of his xbox over the MS headquarters building in Redmond and lovingly embraces his PS2*
     
  10. strijdje

    strijdje IncGamers Member

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    man, thats just stupid, but as always, sex sells and i think they only care about their profit,


    *burns his Xbox *
     
  11. Xenon[XoA]

    Xenon[XoA] Banned

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    Argh, I hate it when people say "don't click the link", cause I end up clicking it just to see...
    >< now i gotta go wipe me cache. Wasted... 5 seconds...

    Sorta devious though, I'm not sure it'd catch on...
     
  12. Akira

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    i told you not to, do you think i'm holding out on you or something? :p
     
  13. simplyLost

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    yesh.. you never tell someone not to do it unless you expect them to do it blast..

    -Lost
     
  14. Akira

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    Hrm....

    Do NOT give me all your money.
     
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    *breaks out wallet* oi.. not again.. well at least this time they didn't tell me to "not assume the position.."

    -Lost
     
  16. {KOW}Spazed

    {KOW}Spazed Banned

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    Don't become the forum 5pamZ0r.

    As for the link. . .well we know what little Japanese boys ask for Xmas. . .
     
  17. Reggitsan

    Reggitsan Banned

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    You're all so sad.



    I didn't waste my money on Bill Gates hell-box in the first place.

    But hey! I hear that Nintendo is quick to the punch and are shipping toilet seats with Princess Zelda on them, along with "Peach does Dallas" which is a documentary shot by "Mario" in what looks like an awful kiddie version of the Blair Witch Project meets the Teletubbies.

    Only with more LSD.
     
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    Dude, the chicks in DOAX are hell hot!
     
  19. Lord_Helmet

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    Who the hell cares, Im sick of people blaming poor durf for stuff he has nothing to do with, I mean comon, the guy is wasted 24 hours a day how much trouble could he cause?
     
  20. Ash Housewares

    Ash Housewares IncGamers Member

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    anyone make a joke about the comfy chair yet? cuz I ain't gonna

    *burns someone elses xbox*
    *then shoots it*
     

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