Microsoft battles Sony with sexy pillows So the Xbox has only sold about 500,000 units in Japan in two years. And only two games have sold more than 100,000 copies here. But it looks like MS has finally figured out a way to take the Japanese gaming market by storm . . . huggable pillows with bikini-clad girls on them for greasy-haired gamers to cuddle after a hard day on the console! Now you're playing with power. http://www.wired.com/news/games/0,2101,62176,00.html In related news, Sony executives have canceled all development of the PS3 and are leaping to their deaths from the company's headquarters. "It's no use," said one. "What can we do against Bill Gates and his nefarious dakimakura schemes?" Then he crashed through a boardroom window and plummeted shrieking to the ground below.