MAXIM "Hot 100"
OK...there are way too many serious threads here in the OTF. Who cares about George Bush, *** Marriage, and Lacy Peterson? Lets talk chicks. :lol:
Anyways, the HOT 100 list just came out today and I almost pooped my pants. This is horrible. Were the people at Maxim drunk? Top 15 :
1. Jessica Simpson (Eh, maybe....I don't think she's the hottest celebrity
right now, though)
2. Beyonce Knowles
3. Christina Aguilera (OK this is the first choice I found myself wondering
WTF? The third hottest woman in all of Hollywood? Christina
Aguilera? I admit it, she is kinda hot, but...3rd???? Ahead of Halle Berry,
Alba, Jolie, and Stamos? I dunno..)
4. Anna Kournikova
5. Jennifer Lopez (EWWWW...that's so 1999. She's practically 50, no one
cares about her any more, and her butt is way too big.)
6. Mischa Barton (Sure...she's only 17, though. It's a pretty good choice, but I'd replace with Jolie, Giselle, or Cuthbert)
7. Rebecca Romijn-Stamos
8. Paris Hilton (SAY IT ISN'T SO!!! PARIS HILTON? This girl is hideous! I
seriously would not touch that thing with a 10 foot poll. What is so
attractive about her? Her too-skinny body? Her plain if not wierd looking
face? Her horrible attitude that makes people want to punch her?)
9. Jessica Alba
10. Halle Berry
11. Eve (OK, I'm sorry. Eve is not hot. She is a rapper...and while she may
be a very creative artist, I've never met one person who'd give her
better than a C in the looks department. And how can you have her
ahead of Carmen Electra????????
12. Carmen Electra
13. Scarlett Johansson
14. Brittany Murphy (I dunno...she seems a little skinny and drugged up
for me)
15. Janet Jackson
Based on looks alone, my top 15 would be something like (Don't wanna put too much thought into it but this is the basic gist
1) Halle Berry
2) Kim Smith
3) Angelina Jolie
4) Beyonce
5) Romijn-Stamos
6) Electra
7) Alba
8) Elisha Cuthbert
9) Mischa Barton
10) Kournikova
11) Janet
12) Jessica Simpson
13) Josie Maran
14) Gisele
15) Aguilera
Other WTF selections :
27)Nicole Richie? (too high)
49)Kelis (too high)
73)Mandy Moore (too low)
43)Charlize Theron (WAYYYYY to low. She should be top 20)