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Massive anti-terrorist operation this Sunday

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Smeg Head, Jan 29, 2004.

  1. Smeg Head

    Smeg Head IncGamers Member

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    Massive anti-terrorist operation this Sunday

    We all know that it is a sin for an Islamic male to see anhy woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So this Sunday at 1600 Eastern Time all American, Canadian, Australian & British woman are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

    All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of the house to prove they are not terrorists, and to demonstrate that they think it's ok to see nude women other than their wife and to shor support for all American women. And since the Koran also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-terrorist sentiment.

    The American, Canadian, Australian and United Kingdom governments appreciate your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

    IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON
     
  2. Munch

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    God bless America.
     
  3. Drosselmeier

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    I hate to bring serious issues into your humor thread Smeg but I think it´s time someone informed you that not all Muslims are terrorists.
     
  4. Nastie_Bowie

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    Jeezus Dross, lighten up. You are acting like Carnage.
     
  5. Drosselmeier

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    Sorry. I´m a bit touchy. I had a rough day. First, on my way to work, this *** guy jumped me and tried to touch me in places. Then at lunch a gipsy threw a knife at me and and stole my wallet. After work I had to stand in line forever to get to my jewish banker.
     
  6. Smeg Head

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    Dross, pass this along to your gov't as well and enjoy your Sunday :xlady:
     
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    It's way easier to recognize male muslims
     
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    Errr...since when was I the designated party pooper?I can appreciate a joke,but I never speak out unless I know the other party is serious about his opinions etc...
     
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    In the past I have found you to be ... umm ... oversensitive to this issue.

    No offense intended.

    NB :)
     
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    ur a god dam mason!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :shhh: *assasinated*
     
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    No! I am a "card carrying member of the John Birch Society".
     
  12. Nastie_Bowie

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    Dross!

    *** guy, gypsy, jewish banker!

    Would you like a JBS membership application? :surprise:

    NB :lol:
     
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    Some people seriously need to lighten up.
     
  14. Dredd

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    If I am to perform my patriotic duties to the best of my ability, then I have to move to Canada before Sunday. They have hotter women up there. :love:
     
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    As much as I would like to show my patriotism this Sunday, I cannot. I don't drink alcohol and I also don't feel it's right for me to see anyone naked besi...*mob justice ensues*

    EDIT: Dross, if you read the post right, it's nothing more than a thinly veiled attempt to get women to walk the streets naked while the men sit in lawn chairs draining cold ones. It has NOTHING to do with Islam or Muslims, it's just a ruse to see boobies. Relax, he meant NO offense or disrespect to Muslims and is not inferring all Muslims are terrorists.
     
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    I really didn't want to post in this thread, but I just couldn't resist.

    Just that all terrorists are Muslim.

    Dsiclaimer: I understand this thread is based in jest, I am merely attempting to make a joke along the lines of politcal correctness.
     
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    You guys go ahead and have your fun. I won´t post in this thread anymore.

    Seriously. There´s a strong anti-arab and anti-islam sentiment amongst the members of this site, people on the net and people in western nations in general, especially in the US.
    This is not that different from a joke where the black guy being a rapist is the pun in my opinion. I think a lot of muslims would have a hard time finding this funny. Ten or fifty years down the line you will not be laughing either.

    I didn´t report this or anything. I just let everyone know that I´m uncomfortable with this kind of humor. I´m not sure I´m the one who needs to lighten up.
     
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    Dross, I got this from a Muslim and he found it great satire.
     
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    Otf Ãœber Alles!!!!1
     
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    I just told it to one of my muslim friends and thought it was funny.

    and BEEELIEEEEEVE ME, there are many many many muslims who drink and look at boobies. Isn't it kind of ironic how King Fahad has a liver problem? Bottoms up!! :drink:
     

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